r/clevercomebacks • u/iamjohnhenry • 1d ago

Most self-aware joke that I’ve ever seen from MAGA

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Laura Loomer has jokes apparently?

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u/rominabologna 1d ago

“I’m ready” for what, the witness protection program? 💀

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u/no_thats_normal 1d ago

I am 100% sure this is a promotion for White Chicks II.

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u/senor_dubbs 1d ago

Yeah, and kegsbreath plays the same role played by Terry crews

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u/DrConradVerner 22h ago

Lol Idk if you are joking or not but she posted it likely to say shes ready to be the next press sec.

Everyone has been joking that Trump only hired the last one because she is blonde and looks kind of like Ivanka.

Loomer is prepared to do whatever it takes to fulfill Trump’s creepy fantasies. Even if it means going blonde.

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u/Tasty_girll 1d ago

That’s the better move here.

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u/Own-Farm1717 21h ago

witness protection would be the smartest career move she's ever made

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 1d ago

She is so desperate to be let in to the Trump circle and it is just constantly out of reach. I love this for her because it must drive her insane

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u/Brilliant_Ad_6637 1d ago

She was there, giving him the best REDACTED HE EVER HAD.

And then his handlers convinced him to chuck her and she's been locked out ever since.

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u/SadisticChipmunk 22h ago

Who is... Alan?...

Sorry typo.

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u/Sweet-Princeess 1d ago

The irony is that the harder she tries to get in, the more obvious it becomes how much their approval matters to her.

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u/figgybouquet 46m ago

she’s doing all this for people who would drop her in a heartbeat if she stopped being useful to them

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u/ChaoticLandscapes 1d ago

She’s going to have to change her name to Klaura

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u/RuggedestBear 17h ago

Credit where due. That's funny.

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u/-jp- 1d ago

Whatever. She still looks like a bug wearing a Laura suit.

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u/Frankenfucker 20h ago

Give me sugar...in water

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u/yedi001 1d ago

She looks like Laura Loomer wearing a poorly fitting latex Laura Loomer mask.

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u/BenjaminDover02 1d ago

"Do you want to play a game America?"

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u/K-Shrizzle 1d ago

Jigsaw's got jokes

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u/_-_NewbieWino_-_ 19h ago

Kinda retro of her to photoshop a photo of herself ?? Instead of just using AI

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u/Sleepwokesleepwoke 1d ago

Crazy work. Literally. 

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u/LengthinessFalse8373 21h ago

I thought this was a White Chicks joke

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u/enigmaticsince87 13h ago

Ready for... FACE/OFF 2?

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u/Gerry1of1 1d ago

Ready for what? A drag show?

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 15h ago

The new “They Live” remake looks scary

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u/Chance-Ear-9772 1d ago

Why’d I think that was one of the Wayans brothers?

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u/SeeItOnVHS 16h ago

Now she needs to changes her name to Kaura Koomer

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u/CartographerKey4618 1d ago

I don't get it. Isn't that just a picture of her face?

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u/Successful-Medicine9 1d ago

She's showing that all she needs to do to be qualified as press secretary is to be blonde

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u/cjwrapture 1d ago

Need a K name too.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Seat950 16h ago

With her original face.... not the mask of the maskbin the movie the mask(with cher not jim carrey)

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u/CartographerKey4618 1d ago

Damn I love how you can become the press secretary by having tits and being on prime time Fox News when the president is watching. It's actually pretty fucking based.

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom 22h ago

She wants you to play a game.

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u/ChefAsstastic 14h ago

To be a wax figure?

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u/supernovadebris 13h ago

fake blonde with dark eyebrows and maga-face, yep....checks out.

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u/ProximaCentauriB15 6h ago

Oh my god,go away Loomer.

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u/imdugud777 22h ago

So are we.

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u/shnooqichoons 18h ago

Whose face is she planning on wearing?

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u/Due-Dot6450 18h ago

Should also change her name to Kaura.

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u/HauntingBalance567 18h ago

Rejected Tolkien character Uggolass

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u/negativepositiv 17h ago

The very first clever thing she has ever posted.

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u/emartinezvd 15h ago

Yo, hold my poodle

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u/DirkDongus 15h ago

WTF is that thing?

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u/mcmac67 9h ago

She's ready to be the new press secretary

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ukexpat 1d ago

We know what she meant. And Zacharia didn’t resign, she was fired.

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u/Healien_Jung 1d ago

Is that what Meg Mucklebones sees in the mirror?

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u/EducationalFront5524 23h ago

Shit the fuck up, Larry

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u/1029394756abc 23h ago

Her wig is too low.

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u/qwibbian 23h ago

Can anyone zoom in on just below her right eye and tell me what the hell??

edit: actually nvm I looked again and it's all clearly terrible photoshop, which I guess for her is an improvement.