r/comedyheaven • u/NotAlanShapiro • 8h ago

Toilet

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u/Economy_Tourist2053 8h ago

Shouldn't the arrows be facing the other way?

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u/mihrtriste 7h ago

There you go

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u/90059bethezip 3h ago

Legitimately made me laugh out loud in this restaurant goddammit

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u/ADTstocks 6h ago

“Ai iS bAd aNd uSeLesS”

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u/iirnub 6h ago

If we're at the point where you're having to use AI to mirror an image, I'd say that yeah it's a net bad on society and we're technologically regressing faster than ever now. 

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u/mihrtriste 5h ago

i screenshotted this on my phone and clicked the flip button

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u/Aisforc 6h ago

You don’t need AI to flip a picture

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u/Rori- 6h ago

it's a mirrored image that could be made in 10 seconds with literally any image editor ever made. do you have brain damage?

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u/StrongStyleShiny 5h ago

lol you use AI for something that simple?

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u/Crazykid23576 3h ago

reminds me of when I edited an image of my friend saying "I'm just saying I'm a different man now" to say "I'm just saying I'm a man now" (we have an inside joke that he's secretly trans) and his first response was ai.

People are starting to forget that MSpaint comes preinstalled on most computers

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u/MonkeyDLikesBugs 5h ago

Are you thick?

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u/-Luis_P- Jon 5h ago

Invite them to dinner first...

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u/heretilthemoon 4h ago

All these other guys missed the joke

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u/ejectro 4h ago

what was the joke? 🫩

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u/Zorflez 4h ago

Its uh umm you know uhh hmm its like when you ugh

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u/heretilthemoon 3h ago

It’s ironic/sarcasm lmao. You think the dude didn’t know what mirroring an image was? He’s making fun of all those nerds who unironically stan AI in situations like these

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u/GlockPerfect13 8h ago

Their ingredients = my masterpiece
My masterpiece = their ingredients

It’s a circle of life

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u/ButtoftheYoke 6h ago

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u/FriendlyUserCalledKa 2h ago

Clearly we have a photoshop master over here!

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u/hardaysknight 2h ago

That’s arguably worse lol

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u/uvucydydy 8h ago

Yes. I definitely make my masterpiece in the bathroom.

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u/DoubleRaktajino 7h ago

In fact, I'm making one as we speak

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u/wbishopfbi 8h ago

My thought exactly - I turn your ingredients into masterpieces.

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u/amazing_asstronaut 3h ago

It would be a real masterpiece then. But what are these arrows even referring to, like what should they actually point to? I would imagine storeroom and a kitchen?

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u/Im_hard_for_Tina_Fey 8h ago

"Harold, I just got back from the ingredients locker, you won't believe what they've been doing in there..."

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u/kutz926 8h ago

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u/Flav0rade 8h ago

I'm illiterate. He's not gonna do what Blippi did on his friend's face is he?

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u/Spring-and-a-Storm slut for honey cheerios 8h ago

says bus anut. that guy is Jared Fogle and he's a known diddler

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u/Flav0rade 7h ago

Lol I'm not actually illiterate...I know what he did.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qx0bqSTHfUbVqgvK13

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u/Spring-and-a-Storm slut for honey cheerios 7h ago

shit I'm a dumbass lmao

I'll leave that for anyone who doesn't have context ig

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u/blippyblip 7h ago

Blippi bus anus

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u/Capital_Past69 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PF7hHQBa7UNJiyKYWw

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u/blippyblip 5h ago

I'm so glad that the username I've been using since I was like 7 years old in the early 2000's now is tangentially related to the guy who shit on his friend's face.

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u/Capital_Past69 5h ago

🤣 My niece watched his show all the time and I then later learned about his gross video

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u/Flav0rade 5h ago

You should sue that motherfucker

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u/Flav0rade 7h ago

Yeah, this guy knows history.

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u/TheMottster 2h ago

One of my absolute favorite things to do in waiting rooms when my kids were little ask other moms, “do your kids like Blippi?” Inevitably, they’d roll their eyes and say ‘yes.’ I’d then say, “have you ever Wikipedia’s him? You totally should.” And then I’d wait with glee as they would take out their phone.

Blippi-bashing aside, I will say as a parent of a kid on the spectrum, some of his early videos are great. Especially the ones where he goes to places like indoor playgrounds and explains and demonstrates the rules and how to play. My kid benefited a ton from that when he was little. (Didn’t make the sound of Blippi any easier to stomach, though.)

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u/puking_penis 4h ago

Jared Fogel began his career the same way he ended it tryna get into smaller pants

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u/virajseelam 4h ago

Busan UT

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u/Crimsonclaw111 8h ago

Spyro.png

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u/Caravanczar 7h ago

Their ingredients are the opposite direction of my masterpiece. Their ingredients are in the toilet.

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u/ImSabbo 2h ago

Interesting how "our ingredients" and "your masterpiece" appear to be found in entirely opposite directions.

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u/freshlysqueezed93 2h ago

You hope so anyway.

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u/Benromaniac 8h ago

At least they’re honest

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u/Alleandros 6h ago

At least they're finally being honest about it.

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u/Quizzelbuck 5h ago

Yep that's subway alright

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u/slonk_ma_dink 6h ago

“Flush twice, it’s a long way to the kitchen”

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 5h ago

It would have also been funny if “you’re masterpiece” pointed at the toilet. 

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u/Ok-Magician7493 7h ago

It should obviously be reversed

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u/whichwayisgauche 7h ago

God this got me good

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u/BunkerSquirre1 6h ago

Ehehehehehe

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u/Fecal_thoroughfare 6h ago

It used to say Little Boy's Room but all of a sudden they changed it one day not sure why 

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u/AydonusG 3h ago

Jared no longer works there, they don't need to give directions.

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u/NotActuallyObese Jorking It 5h ago

As someone who worked at Subway, I can confirm that's where we get the resources.

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u/acontardo93 3h ago

Bug light is the icing on the cake.

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u/viktorbir 51m ago

Someone care to explain it to me? Or should I ask Peter?

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u/Lazarfan09 37m ago

The “our ingredients” arrow is pointing to the restroom, (unintentionally) implying that they make their sandwiches out of human waste.

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u/viktorbir 21m ago

So, what is it supposed to point to?

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u/Lazarfan09 21m ago

Nothing, subway’s logo artstyle just has those arrows. Its just meant for decoration, they just put the text there bc it fits