r/comics • u/flatscancomics • Jul 17 '26

Cloaca (OC)

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u/SoupmanBob Jul 17 '26

And to think Ariel actually has a daughter in the direct-to-video sequel. Which actually makes her the only one of all the Disney princesses to officially have confirmed to have gotten lucky.

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u/Richardknox1996 Jul 17 '26

Actually, most of them have kids due to the existence of Descendants, 2 weird live action movies involving said kids (and the kids of the villians. Including Maleficent, somehow....).

Edit: How the fuck???? Theres 5 of the crappy movies.

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u/Pegussu Jul 17 '26

Maleficent is actually Hades' ex wife in that movie. She's the only one with a confirmed partner IIRC.

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u/PhantasyAngel Jul 17 '26

......what? Hades cheated on his WIFE!!!! That's that's really really really bad, we gotta fix this!

The whole underworld, the Greek gods will smite all, our time is nigh!

I fully acknowledge that Persephone is somehow omitted from Disney's Hercules/Hades storylines.

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u/Maddogmitch15 Jul 17 '26

Considering how they protray him as the villian in their movie, they just omit a whole bunch of everything for it

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u/freya_of_milfgaard Jul 18 '26

I’ve had to clarify for my children that this is the only retelling of these stories where Zeus is a good guy.

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u/Maddogmitch15 Jul 18 '26

Yeahh, none of the gods are truely good or evil but man did they do Hades dirty