This could be us, but

[u/vesmir_neasi]

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

[u/Munchkinasaurous]

3/4 of these make perfect sense immediately. I have to ask about that last one though. Is it common for guys to say they don't like pleasing women? Because of all the stupid shit, that one is just absolutely mind boggling. I can't fathom that kind of selfishness.

[u/MothChasingFlame → u/Munchkinasaurous]

Straight women have the fewest orgasms of any group

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-39077293

[u/Munchkinasaurous → u/MothChasingFlame]

I want to say that's wild, but unfortunately, it makes a lot of sense.