This could be us, but

[u/vesmir_neasi]

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

[u/No_Ampersand]

That's bananas. I'm sorry to hear that. The world is well and truly fucked.

Unless you have like blood eating tentacles and teeth down there.

[u/vesmir_neasi → u/No_Ampersand]

Ahahahha I Dont

[u/No_Ampersand → u/vesmir_neasi]

Yeh, well, hope you find someone who enjoys giving you pleasure. Plenty of us that prefer it that way.

[u/IndianaJokes67 → u/No_Ampersand]

Dude nothing is better than making her squirm and it must be pheromones but man it's like insta boner for me down there