r/comics • u/vesmir_neasi • Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

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I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 Jul 28 '26

Artificial sweetener and sugar substitutes. Though you might trade farts for fat.

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u/TGDweezl Jul 28 '26

Sounds like a fair trade.

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 Jul 28 '26

At first. Until you've eaten a quarter pound of sugar-free gummy bears just before sitting down to first row seats at a Cirque Du Soleil show.

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u/GILF_Hound69 Jul 29 '26

Obligatory