r/comics • u/vesmir_neasi • Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

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I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/SilentPhilosopher825 Jul 29 '26

Geniuely what kind of loser chud says he doesn't like pleasing a woman?????????????

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u/Electrical-Fish-9230 Jul 29 '26

Fellas, is it gay to make women cum?

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u/lab_coat_goat Jul 29 '26

Not if you’re wearing socks

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u/Onironaute Jul 29 '26

I mean, joke acknowledged, but lesbians do tend to have a better track record on that one xD

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u/TimeRisk2059 Jul 29 '26

Sure, but they have the slight advantage of still pleasing a woman even if only one of them orgasm =P

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u/Onironaute Jul 29 '26

That's fair 😂

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u/BlacktoseIntolerant Jul 29 '26

Well, women kiss men, and then you kiss those women, so by the transitive property of gayness, yeah, you're gay.

It's just like holding your junk when you pee. You're touching a dick, so ... GAY. Gotta let it just hang there and pray you don't piss on your shoes.

Think that woman's hot? Know who else thinks she's hot. That lesbian over there. Guess what, you're DOUBLE GAY now.

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u/EugeneStein Jul 29 '26

Well. Well. Well.

The saddest part is how many guys truly believe he is a wisest man alive