This could be us, but

[u/vesmir_neasi]

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

[u/Munchkinasaurous]

3/4 of these make perfect sense immediately. I have to ask about that last one though. Is it common for guys to say they don't like pleasing women? Because of all the stupid shit, that one is just absolutely mind boggling. I can't fathom that kind of selfishness.

[u/royaltyred1 → u/Munchkinasaurous]

Of all the dates and hook ups I’ve had in my entire adult life-every single male expected a bj while only 2 wanted to go down on me in return and only 1 of them was any good at it…my last relationship was three years and I went down on him every time and he never went down on me once and that’s just me all my friends/coworkers/etc have lots of stories of the same