This could be us, but

[u/vesmir_neasi]

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

[u/SilentPhilosopher825]

Geniuely what kind of loser chud says he doesn't like pleasing a woman?????????????

[u/ChunkyKongForPreside → u/SilentPhilosopher825]

I'm a bit weird. The idea of sticking my tongue in any crevice on the human body just kinda turns me off. I also don't understand how women can give blow jobs though, as that sounds even more disgusting having to stick a piss hose in your mouth.