r/comics • Tardaasa • Aug 25 '26

OC Botched Batches

Mommy knows best

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u/Made_Bail Aug 25 '26

This shirt is such a fantastic touch, because 100 percent of the "try hard meat eaters" I've known are righties. Like, you can't have a cute reel of a baby pig on facebook without all the "bacon bits" or "looks delicious" comments. They're so pathetic. What are you trying to prove? You see an adorable little creature and feel the need to fuck up the vibe so badly for everyone whose feeling good?

Fuck those people.

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u/antibody9671 Aug 25 '26

The same people who see a family photo of a family with older teens at a water park and make comments about the sons and daughters.

Conservatives have this insane ability to make everything weird and gross.

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u/Made_Bail Aug 25 '26

I just don't get it. Why decide to make your default personality trait "asshole?" Why would you want to live your life like that?

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u/Daddylonglegs93 Aug 25 '26

Because someone called you out on it once and rather than face the negative feelings and grow, you decided it was everyone else's problem forever

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u/turandokht Aug 25 '26

Honestly I think it’s partially just the backwash of a horribly Puritanical upbringing. I have NEVER seen people make such inappropriate comments about children in my life than well-meaning hardcore Christian fundies. It just makes it so obvious that they are absolutely OBSESSED with sex. EVERYTHING that happens they have to make some remark about how doesn’t it remind you of something sexual?

They put it in the context of “I disapprove of this for being too sexual” I guess for the sake of appearances but the fact remains that none of us fucking normal people even noticed this “distractingly sexual” thing you’re complaining of

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u/defaulticus Aug 25 '26

Protective mechanism. Can't feel hurt when other people don't approve of or accept you, if you've already decided to proactively make them hate you.

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u/TheGreyman787 Aug 25 '26

I did (not in the same way those fuckers did tho, they disgust even me), and the answer is "fuck if I know". Can't really tell why, but being an ass is quite enjoyable sometimes, and sometimes very useful.

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u/random_BA Aug 25 '26

I think I am privileged to never encountered someone that make gross comments about teens pictures with swimming clothes