Airport Security (OC)

[u/aostlund27]

[u/onepissedoffturkey]

Periods also show up on the scanner.

[u/adudeguyman → u/onepissedoffturkey]

What about commas,

[u/Numerous_Green4962 → u/adudeguyman]

Can it check my colon:

[u/adudeguyman → u/Numerous_Green4962]

That's one of the reasons they do the scans

[u/Mc_Shine → u/adudeguyman]

So they can interrobang you‽

[u/BramblinGhostWeed → u/adudeguyman]

[u/vanderZwan → u/adudeguyman]

Dangling ones do

[u/lufestre → u/adudeguyman]

r/angryupvote

[u/ErusTenebre → u/adudeguyman]

I've heard that men have a sort of cycle, obviously less obnoxious and terrible than a period, so I've told my wife when I'm feeling out of sorts in a month that "maybe I'm on my comma."

[u/adudeguyman → u/ErusTenebre]

TIL

[u/peepay → u/adudeguyman]

Love this.

[u/adudeguyman → u/peepay]

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[u/The_Iron_Mountie → u/onepissedoffturkey]

It's specifically pads or period underwear. They add bulk that the scanner detects as an abnormality.

[u/hespera18 → u/onepissedoffturkey]

I remember a story, probably on Tiktok, of someone on their period who was flagged. She was wearing a pad and the lady checking her didn't understand or something when she told her and started squishing her saturated sanitary napkin 🙃

[u/No_Bed_4783 → u/hespera18]

Oh my god that’s basically assault. TSA is insane.