r/comics • u/aostlund27 A Penny For Your Thoughts • 29d ago

OC Airport Security (OC)

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u/NWStormraider 29d ago

Yep. Today I got pulled out and asked if I had something in my pocket. No sir, that is just my enormous shlong on a sidequest.

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u/skel66 29d ago

I got pulled because mine is abnormally small

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u/harryham1 29d ago

I read that as "it got pulled out" at first and thought airport security were getting bold

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u/BramblinGhostWeed 29d ago edited 29d ago

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u/SoggyChalk 29d ago

I got pulled cause my fat looked weird I guess. I wish it had been my massive dong.

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u/MommySkunk 29d ago

This shit is why i take the train most the time

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u/okizc 29d ago

Don't let their huge dong prevent you from flying.

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u/MommySkunk 29d ago

Huge dongs killed my grandma

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u/AnticPosition 29d ago

Heh... Yeah... I hate when that happens... 

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u/ggPeti 29d ago

I don't like it when you call it that

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u/OGConsuela 29d ago

I have a friend whose dong gets flagged every time he flies and he says “is that a pipe bomb or some bomb pipe?”

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u/Electric999999 29d ago

Wow, just like the joke!