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r/comics • u/aostlund27 A Penny For Your Thoughts • 29d ago
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I'm imagining a cop on a battlefield with a radar gun, writing tickets to people that throw their grenades too slowly
85 u/VTcamperguy 29d ago “People who throw their grenades too slowly” seems like a problem that would take care of itself. 8 u/Bitter-Value-1872 29d ago In those events, the ticket goes to the Commanding Officer 5 u/thecraftybear 29d ago What if the commanding officer was fragged the previous night? 14 u/NeedToThinkWitty 29d ago You just keep passing it up the chain until you get to someone that isn't filled with shrapnel that can pay the fine. 1 u/BreadNoCircuses 29d ago The Iraqi military used to (maybe still does?) buy a "bomb detecting device" to the tune of several thousand dollars per. Every checkpoint during the Iraq war had a soldier with one of these devices. So it was kind of a real thing?
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“People who throw their grenades too slowly” seems like a problem that would take care of itself.
8 u/Bitter-Value-1872 29d ago In those events, the ticket goes to the Commanding Officer 5 u/thecraftybear 29d ago What if the commanding officer was fragged the previous night? 14 u/NeedToThinkWitty 29d ago You just keep passing it up the chain until you get to someone that isn't filled with shrapnel that can pay the fine.
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In those events, the ticket goes to the Commanding Officer
5 u/thecraftybear 29d ago What if the commanding officer was fragged the previous night? 14 u/NeedToThinkWitty 29d ago You just keep passing it up the chain until you get to someone that isn't filled with shrapnel that can pay the fine.
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What if the commanding officer was fragged the previous night?
14 u/NeedToThinkWitty 29d ago You just keep passing it up the chain until you get to someone that isn't filled with shrapnel that can pay the fine.
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You just keep passing it up the chain until you get to someone that isn't filled with shrapnel that can pay the fine.
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The Iraqi military used to (maybe still does?) buy a "bomb detecting device" to the tune of several thousand dollars per. Every checkpoint during the Iraq war had a soldier with one of these devices. So it was kind of a real thing?
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u/Bitter-Value-1872 29d ago
I'm imagining a cop on a battlefield with a radar gun, writing tickets to people that throw their grenades too slowly