Airport Security (OC)

[u/aostlund27]

[u/nnp1989]

To be fair, there was a news report about how someone did sneak a gun into a baseball stadium under a fold somewhat recently.

[u/Emotional-Ad9114 → u/nnp1989]

bro in my country there was a story about how someone snuck in (a prison, not an airport) SEVEN phones in his asshole.

I’m not even kidding.

[u/Spicy-Cathulu → u/Emotional-Ad9114]

They make some of them teeny tiny for that reason. And it's easier to hide them once inside the prison, too.

[u/Fluffy_Club722 → u/Emotional-Ad9114]

bro what 😭

[u/Emotional-Ad9114 → u/Fluffy_Club722]

IKR

[u/hitorinbolemon → u/Emotional-Ad9114]

bro was the hole king and put his talents to use

[u/Emotional-Ad9114 → u/hitorinbolemon]

I remember seeing that on the news and just questioning everything I know about the human body.

[u/Terra_Branford_FF6 → u/Emotional-Ad9114]

😦

[u/12jonboy12 → u/nnp1989]

yeah but you can find that with a metal detector, you don't need a millimeter wave device to look at you virtually naked or any security personnel to go groping around

[u/mistercokoko → u/nnp1989]

This was debunked (it was an off-duty police officer)