r/comics • • 22d ago

OC [OC]Defending British Food

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u/Pinoccicrow 22d ago

The sausage rolls are goated and the wine pours were always large and very drinkable. The 3L bottles of Strongbow were incredible to 20 year old me.

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u/TheBestBigAl 22d ago

I suspect the majority of the native population's experience of 3L bottles of Strongbow is getting drunk in the park when they're 14.

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u/MSweeny81 22d ago

Check out Mr.Sophisticated here. It was 3ltr of White Lightning round my way!

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u/aBoringSod 22d ago

Look at you mr fancy pants, it was a bottle of frosty jacks on the park bench up my way.

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u/naivety_is_innocence 21d ago

oh if it isn't Lord aBoringSod with his glamorous frosty jacks, the rest of us had... um... eh... no we might actually be at the bottom here

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u/aBoringSod 21d ago

No no we can go lower. It could be bucky on a park bench.

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u/LaunchTransient 22d ago

I only recently found out that white lightning stopped being made in 2009. I never sought the stuff out as it was essentially fizzy window cleaner, but it was a surprise to hear this British institution come crashing down.

I hear the chav populations never recovered from their principle food source becoming extinct.

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u/Outrageous-Unit-305 21d ago

I think it was the minimum price per alcohol unit that done in the cheap 3L ciders. That fact that it often worked out cheaper than a 2L bottle of coke was something that couldn't really be ignored.

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u/sheopx 22d ago

I was like '3 litres bottle of strongbow??'... and then I realised you mean those horrible wide plastic monstrosities 🤢