Instead of push-ups we'd see boob-ups. Trouble opening a jar? Just pop that baby in between the boobs and twist. Fight scene in a movie? She's just smacking people left and right with her boobs. She's got two for everybody. Ooh, that guy took a bad hit, you know he's not getting up again.
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u/Jagosyo 7d ago
You know that'd be kind of neat if it were true.
Instead of push-ups we'd see boob-ups. Trouble opening a jar? Just pop that baby in between the boobs and twist. Fight scene in a movie? She's just smacking people left and right with her boobs. She's got two for everybody. Ooh, that guy took a bad hit, you know he's not getting up again.