r/comics • • 19h ago

OC You won’t be able to keep up! 🤨 (OC)

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u/Comfortable_Dig7077 19h ago

Is it poison?! Did you die?

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u/NotATalkingPossum 19h ago

"Of course I poisoned you, you stabbed my husband, you ass."

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u/RShini 18h ago

Olga of Kiev approves

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u/AzureArmageddon 12h ago

And bro chose to stay instead of going back to the guild to claim his bounty because...?

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u/IR_Panther 12h ago

Goblin waifus. The artist does make lewds here and there.

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u/UltraDinoWarrior 11h ago

No, see this is the common level up fantasy tale where MC now is inspired to take care of his new goblin babes, and through the power of love, they give him the ultimate cheat skill that lets him excel through the ranks and become the greatest hero ever and super rich and care for his goblin families!

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u/downwithlordofcinder 7h ago

"My Goblin Wives Cooking Accidently Made Me Into a Hero of Legends: A Brand New Adventure Isekai -Cour 1"

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u/UltraDinoWarrior 6h ago

Don't tempt me. I will write it!! XD

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u/JudgeHodorMD 9h ago

Now I’m seeing this guy as a young Walder Frey.

I can’t shake the feeling that this doesn’t end well.

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u/UltraDinoWarrior 8h ago

Jokes on you, it's a progression fantasy, so it like, never ends, or when it does, it's long past the point it shouldve + no one's there for the ending anyway because everyone fell off

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u/Made_Bail 18h ago

This is actually really depressing when you think about it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lGBecpB2dIMwt6ohfI

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u/PharrowXL 17h ago edited 17h ago

Yeah, namely that even the orcs adhere to patriarchy so badly that the murderer of their husbands is expected to labor as the only man present instead of the reasonable solution of killing and eating him instead and starting a polyamorous coven of green baddies

I'm only half joking

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u/Comfortable_Dig7077 16h ago

Pretty sure they had him do the chores and poisoned him. Next panel is them burying his body.

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u/Laura_Dream90 12h ago

That'd be an awesome end tbh

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u/ElGodPug 7h ago

I hope so

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u/Fire_Pea 16h ago

Is this satire or did someone actually write about killing every male goblin in a village and having the female goblins breast boobily over to be his wives without feeling disgusting?

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u/turnipofficer 14h ago

It is certainly an odd choice.

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u/PharrowXL 10h ago

You'd be surprised what moral quandries you can vault over with a hard dick

I look back on my lewd artist days with disgust sometimes. Not cuz I'm a prude but because I entertained some stuff i would have never considered neutrally

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u/TheGreyman787 9h ago

I applaud your redemption, brother.

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u/TheCharalampos 16h ago

What, why would he not continue killing the creatures?

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 13h ago

Yeah, how am I supposed to loot if there are still enemies?

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u/AnhiArk 5h ago

Boobies

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u/TheGreatOnixStatue 18h ago

The Great Onix statue is here to say one thing:

USE THE SWORD DAMN IT! YOU ARE CAPTURED AGAINST YOUR WILL SO USE THE FCUKING SWORD!

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u/bijhan 17h ago

This is fetish stuff, right?

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 13h ago

It's sex stuff!

Fetish stuff would involve a specific unusual thing that is not massively already considered sexual, I think hot fantasy green skinned women are basically pop-culture at this point.

But yeah I mean, if we consider a strictly Vanilla view on sex (unreasonable on the internet) I guess goblin/orc women could be a fetish of some kind?

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u/Lady_of_Slaughter 11h ago

"a specific unusual thing" like, let's say... A scenario where all the men from a group are killed and instead of their wives being disgusted or having any negative connotations whatsoever they instead opt to "adopt" the guy in a "savior-esque" trope as the new husband for them all harem style? Yeah, it's fetish stuff

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 9h ago

I don't know, that sounds like a scenario more than a fetish itself.

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u/Lady_of_Slaughter 9h ago

The scenario IS the fetish, correct

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 2h ago

Oh... I didn't know a fetish could be a scenario but it actually makes sense if I think about it.
Somehow I expected it to be more of a "fetish is about a specific item or thing".

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u/Drsits 8h ago

I think this is more of the artists kink, rather than a fetish.

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u/Lady_of_Slaughter 7h ago

Perhaps true, but that doesn't really change the core of the previous discussion

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u/Drsits 7h ago

The meaning of words is important. I'm not here to influence the core discussion; I was just pointing out a poor word choice. They're in the same ballpark, but aren't synonyms.

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u/Lady_of_Slaughter 7h ago

I was merely keeping up with the lingo already used as it's evident that the previous people in said discussion also don't seen aware of the difference between kink/fetish, I'd rather keep it straight forward rather than give an explanation that's essentially unnecessary for the discussion

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u/Drsits 7h ago

From the start, the question was "this is fetish stuff, right?" The next response is a guy clarifying it's sex stuff, and why it wouldn't really be fetish stuff. Honestly, I think this entire discussion has been about what a fetish is.

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u/Sea_Chipmunk3999 7h ago

A scenario is classified as a kink I believe. A fetish is a focus on a specific object/substance/body part.

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u/Lady_of_Slaughter 7h ago

That's actually incorrect! A kink is a turn on that enhances the sexual experience but it's not a necessity to get off, while a fetish is a turn on regardless of context and typically needed to reach sexual gratification. using a simple analogy: someone that's into feet, if they NEED feet as a factor, then it's a fetish, if they're simply are into it, it's a kink

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u/Sea_Chipmunk3999 27m ago

I see I see

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u/International-Cat123 17h ago

No. It’s a subversion of the expectation that something will involve sex.

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u/InterestsVaryGreatly 17h ago

No, no it's not, that's just on the patreon

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u/CynicalDarkFox 16h ago

There’s only 3 pages though

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u/globglogabgalabyeast 15h ago

I’d be incredibly surprised if “now it’s time for dessert” doesn’t refer to an nsfw patreon bonus

Edit: their post on their user page supports that idea: https://www.reddit.com/u/AlekseyGutierrez/s/IQSQKMd7OQ

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u/International-Cat123 9h ago

The way they are drawn and posing in the first leads people to expect “deal with us” is going to be in a nsfw work, only for it to be him doing the work expected of the men. The end of the second page has a thing going on with phrasing, only for the third panel to be dinner. While the third panel ends with the suggestion of dessert, the previous two incidents suggest it’s somehow going to innocent.

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u/Galvandium 19h ago

Get shmeckledorfed

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u/kntbti 12h ago

Honestly it would be better if you just jumped into a guy fucking the orcs without any backstory. This just portrays the women as sex objects.

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u/NanaSof 8h ago

wtf is this

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u/White_Chocol8 7h ago

An ad for paid pornography on OP's Patreon, probably

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u/Kennedy_KD 6h ago

To the surprise of no one OP also drew fem Malfoy art

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u/Kennedy_KD 6h ago

It's as bad as this with the added perk of sexualizing a minor

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 19h ago

My DM went out if his way to pick sexy goblins lol

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u/mee3ep 18h ago

Wut

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u/W366 12h ago

Dungeon master

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u/Stoplight25 9h ago

misoginy

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u/darkvaris 7h ago

The art style is cute but the scenario and the design of the women grosses me out

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u/RainOnTheCoast 6h ago

You're far from the only one. "You killed our husbands, now the implication is you get to fuck us" is some messed up shit. And that's not even touching the racial history behind depictions of orcs and how that complicates this further...

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u/Chembaron_Seki 3h ago

They are goblins, not orcs.

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u/MrArborsexual 6h ago

Scenario could have been interesting, but they got too lazy with it. A better version of this scenario was written by Steven Erikson in the fist Malazan book that had Karsa Orlong in it.

I don't really see anything gross with how the women are drawn. A lot of tribal societies basically only cover the genitals, historically and in modern day. Really them having tops on is the weird part.

I'd prefer if the boobs weren't giant bolt ons, but big boobs are hard for some people to draw.

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u/TsarKeith12 3h ago

i don't see anything gross

i'd prefer if the boobs weren't giant bolt ons

So that's the first step

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u/CharlieTheDuck420 10h ago

Why are their waists like sticks. I hate this artistic style choice.

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u/Zomnibo 8h ago

OP was jacking pff while drawing

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u/EnvironmentalAd3170 9h ago

The Oda school of Drawing Women

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u/cheddarchexmixhater 9h ago

the thin arms and neck make me genuinely uncomfortable, yeah

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u/Reese_Slitherspoon 8h ago

You hate sexy women? I mean it is 2026 so that's not really a problem anymore

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u/CharlieTheDuck420 8h ago

,,sexy women" and it's the most unattractive design I've ever laid my eyes upon

Edit: legit the only people who will consider this ,, attractive" are basement dwelling gooners/incels

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u/White_Chocol8 8h ago

Caricatures aren't sexy

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u/Reese_Slitherspoon 7h ago

Not if you're gay

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u/sususu_ryo 12h ago

white saviourism except its human saviourism

looks like premise of bad harem isekai

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u/gramathy 18h ago

Gonna need followup on this one

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u/KiwiDanelaw 10h ago

Okay but I was expecting horny...

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u/Einherier96 7h ago

goonerbait

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u/DoctorCIS 4h ago

So much pearl clutching in comments. Meanwhile this is incredibly tame compared to what booktok imagines. Not sure why people are so much more puritanical about illustrations over written work.

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u/JunoGyles 4h ago

Why are you assuming the same people who are identifying misogyny in this comic don't have similar criticisms toward books with similar content? It seems like you're associating two groups of unrelated people (the users of r/comics and the target demographic for "booktok").

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u/GiveMenBiggerButts 2h ago

It’s just the same pornrotted comics all the time and r/comics usually eat them up, it’s annoying.

“He he ho ho copy pasted big tit woman make man do things so hot”

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u/PitifulLocksmith9729 1h ago

i fucking hate r/comics goonerbait, jesus christ

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u/KingNTheMaking 2h ago

Yall. It’s erotic art. That’s the point.

It’s not supposed to be realistic. It’s not supposed to reflect what men or women actually look like.

The point is to be a silly exaggeration sex appeal.

You are literally out here in the comments, talking about some “I hate that this fantasy based erotic comedy art doesn’t have realistic proportions for women”

Most of the comics on this sub don’t have anything even approaching realistic proportions, nor are they trying to. But all of a sudden, when those exaggerated proportions are supposed to be immediately “sexy” everyone starts becoming an art critic.

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u/Lady_of_Slaughter 1h ago

Most people here aren't even criticizing the proportions itself but rather how this is just plainly misogynistic

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u/KingNTheMaking 1h ago

Oh THATS completely true. I’m won’t defend the subject matter. Just that the high voted comments I saw were on the art style

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u/HometownShowman 45m ago edited 42m ago

Actually most of the people are complaining because the comic is gross in multiple ways. Me personally, I hate the artists art style in general. I’ve seen their work a few times and I’ve never cared for them. In this case though, it’s people complaining about the blatant misogyny and nonsensical plot.

It’s misogynistic because the female characters are literally treated like rewards, like objects. The MC killed a bunch of dudes and now he gets a bunch of big tiddie orc women who don’t care that their husbands are dead.

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u/KingNTheMaking 10m ago

Yaaaa digging into deeper, this wasn’t the one to defend.

I scrolled down and saw the first two comments were discussing the art. That got under my skin because I do think that people flame the chessy art a bit too much. Blinders went on.

But the story of “human murdered all our husbands. Now he claims us all as wives lol.” Is muuuuch more important to address