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OC Mutual Masturbation (Eternal Beach City) [OC]

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u/darlingsnarl 5h ago

The most difficult thing about working with a prompt like this is that there are certain words that autocorrect won’t dareto guess you might mean! No, computer, I didn’t mean to say “master bug”. First of all, what the fuck is a “master bug”? Second of all, what I wrote was one word. And third of all, I was only one letter off from the word I intended to write! So don’t fucking gaslight me and say you couldn’t possibly imagine whatever I might mean! You know exactly what I was trying to write!

Misterbutthole! And yeah! I know it’s not technically a word one would find in any dictionary ever published! But I’ve used it often enough in both my professional work and private conversations that you should be able to figure out what I mean by now!

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u/Wild_Marker 5h ago

First of all, what the fuck is a “master bug”?

It's when you upgrade from Journeyman Bug

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u/Made_Bail 5h ago

Hey. Mister Butthole is my government name.

My friends call me Starfish.

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u/Pyro-Bun 5h ago

I bet you give the biggest chocolate kisses on Halloween.

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u/Made_Bail 5h ago

Only if you ask nicely.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 4h ago

Auto correct cracks me up sometimes. Although it feels personally bad when I spell words wrong frequently enough for my phone to auto correct to the incorrect spelling haha

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u/TwixOfficial 4h ago

Me @ my autocorrect and the word carries specifically

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u/TheOtherMeInMe2 4h ago

Man, this one really bothered some people....GOOD JOB!

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u/Grey-fox-13 4h ago

It's pretty impressive how people across all spectrums are in the comments, outraged that they are being called out. 

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u/SenatorPencilFace 5h ago

Who’s been saying queer communities need to be more toxic? I wanna meet that person.

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u/DrStarDream 5h ago

People who call themselves (somehow unironically) "dark woke"

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u/CynicalDarkFox 5h ago

So asleep.

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u/Coidzor 4h ago

Very eepy

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u/Made_Bail 5h ago edited 5h ago

Yeah, there's already plenty of that in Yuri comics, seemingly.

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u/_matterny_ 4h ago

I’ve heard the argument that being more selective is a good thing versus being accepting of everyone. It’s similar I guess?

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u/amurgiceblade44 5h ago

Welp girl, that must have came from the heart. Always love how these girls often will twist the prompt but you know what, if your right your right.

Im pretty sure I read somewhere anger can be pleasurable and addictive so, I can't say this ain't truly related

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u/Coidzor 5h ago

I'm not sure about anger being pleasurable but I have heard that hate can become comfortable, like old leather.

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u/amurgiceblade44 5h ago

From what I heard, being constantly angry will change your brain chemistry. While im unsure it be pleasurable, i do here it being brought up more in terms of addiction

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u/HH_Creations 4h ago

So to the "doing something"

Not everyone is gonna agree what you are doing is helpful OR right

But its better than NOTHING

No one has to agree with my mission; but im all in

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u/roseonaglaive 2h ago

I think I'd rather just masturbate if it's all the same to you.

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u/TheBigDickedBandit 5h ago

YOU might not do anything that isn’t self serving, but not everyone is like that.

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u/TheDarkNerd 5h ago

More comic artists need to get better at finding ways to subvert prompts.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 4h ago

That's where you really see an artist's creativity and general sense of fun shine.

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u/Coidzor 5h ago edited 3h ago

The real question is if it should be following so well it becomes subversion or subverting so fully it turns back around to following.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 5h ago

I had no idea how you were going to handle this prompt. But as always you never disappoint with how you deliver your commentary.

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u/TheDarkNerd 5h ago

Now I'm half expecting the artist to just disappear and make no mention of tomorrow's prompt.

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u/FarTrick6418 5h ago

Boobs

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u/Coidzor 4h ago

The least calmedest of tits.

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u/Breadles_the_Bread 5h ago

Every online webcomic must have at least one strange semi-political rant, to keep the artist in check and to thin the herds, regardless of theme or side

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u/Coidzor 5h ago

Demanding that we stop commenting is a bit like the characters announcing that they intend to self-delete, no?

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u/goDie61 1h ago

So everyone needs to shut up about the ways they want the world to change, except you. You are entitled to tell everyone else how to behave because...?

Refusing to have beliefs is not something to be proud of. I'm happy for you that the world in its current state is kind enough to you that you don't feel it has to change. You're in the minority. The assumption that anyone criticizing society is a self-serving recluse is an absolutely wild piece of projection. Where popular discourse splits and disagrees with itself, it's our individual responsibility to decide our own opinion. That's why we have the discourse: so people can share why they feel a given way to help inform others. Telling everyone who wants to talk about the ways we are unkind to each other that they should shut up and bear it is only going to guarantee that everything stays exactly the same. This is why oil companies don't try to convince you climate change is false so much as convince you that everyone is confused on both sides, so we don't really have a good basis to do anything.

Thank you for sharing your opinion. I disagree.

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u/rpgsandarts 4h ago

The author has hit Peak Woke