r/conlangscirclejerk • u/KDA_Mentres_X-8769 • 1d ago
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/-Tonic • Sep 02 '25
Mod post:table_flip::table: Sir, this is a circlejerk sub.
/uj
If it wasn't already clear, r/conlangscirclejerk is a circlejerk sub. From now on we will remove serious non-meta posts that are clearly not attempts at humour (see the fancy new rule in the sidebar). There are other places for that. Don't worry, bad humour is still allowed! But don't post serious conlanging here just because you want it in as many subs as possible or because it wasn't allowed on r/conlangs.
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/Ryjok_Heknik • Apr 03 '20
halal esiki approv by mod The comic is Esiki
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/Yevgeniguy1234 • 2d ago
meme repository Another meme about Ufonian
galleryr/conlangscirclejerk • u/Friendly_Bet6424 • 3d ago
Quartenary (but 36 is 100, 144 is 1K, and 256 is 10K)
0 = 0
1 = 1
2 = 2
3 = 3
4 = 10
5 = 11
6 = 12
7 = 13
8 = 20
9 = 21
10 = 22
11 = 23
12 = 30
13 = 31
14 = 32
15 = 33
16 = 40
17 = 41
18 = 42
19 = 43
20 = 50
21 = 51
22 = 52
23 = 53
24 = 60
25 = 61
26 = 62
27 = 63
28 = 70
29 = 71
30 = 72
31 = 73
32 = 80
33 = 81
34 = 82
35 = 83
36 = 100
37 = 101
38 = 102
39 = 103
40 = 110
41 = 111
42 = 112
43 = 113
44 = 120
45 = 121
46 = 122
47 = 123
48 = 130
49 = 131
50 = 132
51 = 133
52 = 140
53 = 141
54 = 142
55 = 143
56 = 150
57 = 151
58 = 152
59 = 153
60 = 160
61 = 161
62 = 162
63 = 163
64 = 170
65 = 171
66 = 172
67 = 173
68 = 180
69 = 181
70 = 182
71 = 183
72 = 200
73 = 201
74 = 202
75 = 203
76 = 210
77 = 211
78 = 212
79 = 213
80 = 220
81 = 221
82 = 222
83 = 223
84 = 230
85 = 231
86 = 232
87 = 233
88 = 240
89 = 241
90 = 242
91 = 243
92 = 250
93 = 251
94 = 252
95 = 253
96 = 260
97 = 261
98 = 262
99 = 263
100 = 270
101 = 271
102 = 272
103 = 273
104 = 280
105 = 281
106 = 282
107 = 283
108 = 300
109 = 301
110 = 302
111 = 303
112 = 310
113 = 311
114 = 312
115 = 313
116 = 320
117 = 321
118 = 322
119 = 323
120 = 330
121 = 331
122 = 332
123 = 333
124 = 340
125 = 341
126 = 342
127 = 343
128 = 350
129 = 351
130 = 352
131 = 353
132 = 360
133 = 361
134 = 362
135 = 363
136 = 370
137 = 371
138 = 372
139 = 373
140 = 380
141 = 381
142 = 382
143 = 383
144 = 1000
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/Friendly_Bet6424 • 5d ago
Base 2.25
0 = 0
1 = 1
2 = 2
3 = 3
4 = 4
5 = 5
6 = 6
7 = 7
8 = 8
9 = 40
10 = 41
11 = 42
12 = 43
13 = 44
14 = 45
15 = 46
16 = 47
17 = 48
18 = 80
19 = 81
20 = 82
21 = 83
22 = 84
23 = 85
24 = 86
25 = 87
26 = 88
27 = 430
Fractions:
2.25 = 10
3.25 = 11
4.25 = 12
5.25 = 13
6.25 = 14
7.25 = 15
8.25 = 16
9.25 = 17
10.25 = 18
4.5 = 20
5.5 = 21
6.5 = 22
7.5 = 23
8.5 = 24
9.5 = 25
10.5 = 26
11.5 = 27
12.5 = 28
6.75 = 30
7.75 = 31
8.75 = 32
9.75 = 33
10.75 = 34
11.75 = 35
12.75 = 36
13.75 = 37
14.75 = 38
11.25 = 50
12.25 = 51
13.25 = 52
14.25 = 53
15.25 = 54
16.25 = 55
17.25 = 56
18.25 = 57
19.25 = 58
13.5 = 60
14.5 = 61
15.5 = 62
16.5 = 63
17.5 = 64
18.5 = 65
19.5 = 66
20.5 = 67
21.5 = 68
15.75 = 70
16.75 = 71
17.75 = 72
18.75 = 73
19.75 = 74
20.75 = 75
21.75 = 76
22.75 = 77
23.75 = 78
5.0625 = 100
Powers of 2.25:
| Power | Base 10 | Base 2.25 |
|---|---|---|
| 2.250 | 1 | 1 |
| 2.251 | 2.25 | 10 |
| 2.252 | 5.0625 | 100 |
| 2.253 | 11.390625 | 1000 |
| 2.254 | 25.62890625 | 10000 |
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/ritaggers79 • 6d ago
noinerratuddevingtiddota We've got IPA in math
Look closely you will see a dental fricative
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/SavingsOdd2766 • 7d ago
Average letters B and D in UTD alphabets in r/conlangs (and r/neography):
Inspired by this post, thanks.
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/eyesistorm • 8d ago
meme repository i'll come back to you Rabenitalë, i promise!
I was working on Rabenitalë mostly, then CCC5 got announced, and I completely pivoted to Gfo'ekf, what was just a sketchlang I made a few days prior. Feels like abandoning my child.
Talttereke is a sketchlang I'm planning on making (at some point), but since it's in a different world than my other conlangs (it's for a webcomic that might never actually get made), I don't really have any desire to develop it right now. It has a phonology, and the concept of a writing system, that's it. I wouldn't call it an abandoned conlang, but for all intents and purposes I abandoned it.
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/Numbest-Digger129 • 8d ago
Advertising my conlang's server
Hi!
I am Ta'Sōmōko, creator of Wōyazēme. I founded my conlang in October of last year on the 26th, and it's modern form New Year's Day. I run a small discord server that is learning the conlang through immersion. I was heavily inspired by Viossa's server when establishing my conlang's discord, with a bit more leeway. You have the option of seeing some helpful "starter" words to get you learning faster, or learn from no words to all words! There is only about 3 or 4 active members, me included, and only about 1 other member truly understands most topics. We run events spontaneously and occasionally.
1 major rule though, NO TRANSLATIONS. Do not translate a Wōyazēme word to a word from English, Spanish, Klingon, etc...
Not sure if advertisements are allowed on this server so I'm sorry if I violate rules by this.
Please do not join as a troll. We want serious people only.
Server link : https://discord.gg/cXSfrXxFY
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/Standard_Egg_9282 • 9d ago
A lovely sentence translation in Proto-Viedic...
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/Various-Crazy2952 • 10d ago
Most cursed IPA
What would be the most complicated IPA symbol (or phrase) in your conlang?
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/Pochel • 13d ago
What should you do when you want to adapt a very culturally specific word into your conlang
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/vitya65505 • 13d ago
Nes — мой новый кодовый язык может заменить азбуку морзе
Привет! Я создаю Nes — экспериментальный язык с собственным кодовым алфавитом.
Главная особенность Nes: каждой русской букве соответствует определённый двухсимвольный код. Чтобы написать слово, я заменяю каждую букву её кодом и соединяю всё без пробелов.
🔐 Кодовый алфавит Nes
А — ed Б — ol В — sn Г — cl
Д — qc Е — ad Ж — fp З — nv
И — pv Й — dn К — xe Л — zc
М — ui Н — le О — xv П — gq
Р — ej С — ce Т — li У — un
Ф — cx Х — kh Ц — qx Ч — jl
Ш — qr Щ — zx Ъ — ef Ы — zw
Ь — og Э — fn Ю — ae Я — sh
🧩 Как это работает?
Например:
мир
М → ui
И → pv
Р → ej
Получается:
мир → uipvej
Пробелы между кодами букв не ставятся.
💡 Идея Nes
Я хочу постепенно развивать Nes и сделать из него полноценную систему с:
кодовым алфавитом;
правилами написания;
грамматикой;
собственными текстами;
возможностью писать и расшифровывать сообщения.
Пока это ранняя версия проекта, поэтому мне интересно мнение сообщества r/conlangs.
Как вам идея Nes? Что бы вы добавили или изменили? Кстати с этим алфавитом получиться любое слово
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/TheNamesJunia • 16d ago
help I told this girl i make conlangs, how do i finish a conlang in a week while also balancing midterms?
I do not know how to use IPA, pls help. shes not a conlanger, but she might wanna see my "conlang" that doesnt exist yet, and i wont have anything to show for it. help, ive never conlanged
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/Extreme-Shopping74 • 17d ago
Imagine waking up only speaking your conlang
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/Standard_Egg_9282 • 18d ago
Serious opinion: the IPA should've had [ä] be represented with <a> and [a] be represented with <ᴀ>
Having a diacritic no one wants to use on the most common version of the most common vowel is dumb and creates ambiguity about what people mean when they use <a>. [a] is probably a useful sound for the IPA to have, especially to complement ɑ, but not so important it needs to take up a normal latin letter. <ᴀ> has apparently been proposed and rejected to represent [ä] a bunch of times and is sometimes used that way by sinologists, but that's dumb too because it should get the more normal letter. It's sad that [a] for a fronted a is probably too ubiquitous as IPA convention at this point to retroactively give that sound a different symbol, but in my own conlanging work I might start notating it that way
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/Yevgeniguy1234 • 18d ago
Name the most unique letter in your conlang
Mine is Ĭ
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/Friendly_Bet6424 • 18d ago
Hexadecimal (0 to 4096)
0₁₆ = 0₁₀
1₁₆ = 1₁₀
2₁₆ = 2₁₀
3₁₆ = 3₁₀
4₁₆ = 4₁₀
5₁₆ = 5₁₀
6₁₆ = 6₁₀
7₁₆ = 7₁₀
8₁₆ = 8₁₀
9₁₆ = 9₁₀
A₁₆ = 10₁₀
B₁₆ = 11₁₀
C₁₆ = 12₁₀
D₁₆ = 13₁₀
E₁₆ = 14₁₀
F₁₆ = 15₁₀
10₁₆ = 16₁₀
11₁₆ = 17₁₀
12₁₆ = 18₁₀
13₁₆ = 19₁₀
14₁₆ = 20₁₀
15₁₆ = 21₁₀
16₁₆ = 22₁₀
17₁₆ = 23₁₀
18₁₆ = 24₁₀
19₁₆ = 25₁₀
1A₁₆ = 26₁₀
1B₁₆ = 27₁₀
1C₁₆ = 28₁₀
1D₁₆ = 29₁₀
1E₁₆ = 30₁₀
1F₁₆ = 31₁₀
20₁₆ = 32₁₀
21₁₆ = 33₁₀
22₁₆ = 34₁₀
23₁₆ = 35₁₀
24₁₆ = 36₁₀
25₁₆ = 37₁₀
26₁₆ = 38₁₀
27₁₆ = 39₁₀
28₁₆ = 40₁₀
29₁₆ = 41₁₀
2A₁₆ = 42₁₀
2B₁₆ = 43₁₀
2C₁₆ = 44₁₀
2D₁₆ = 45₁₀
2E₁₆ = 46₁₀
2F₁₆ = 47₁₀
30₁₆ = 48₁₀
31₁₆ = 49₁₀
32₁₆ = 50₁₀
33₁₆ = 51₁₀
34₁₆ = 52₁₀
35₁₆ = 53₁₀
36₁₆ = 54₁₀
37₁₆ = 55₁₀
38₁₆ = 56₁₀
39₁₆ = 57₁₀
3A₁₆ = 58₁₀
3B₁₆ = 59₁₀
3C₁₆ = 60₁₀
3D₁₆ = 61₁₀
3E₁₆ = 62₁₀
3F₁₆ = 63₁₀
40₁₆ = 64₁₀
41₁₆ = 65₁₀
42₁₆ = 66₁₀
43₁₆ = 67₁₀
44₁₆ = 68₁₀
45₁₆ = 69₁₀
46₁₆ = 70₁₀
47₁₆ = 71₁₀
48₁₆ = 72₁₀
49₁₆ = 73₁₀
4A₁₆ = 74₁₀
4B₁₆ = 75₁₀
4C₁₆ = 76₁₀
4D₁₆ = 77₁₀
4E₁₆ = 78₁₀
4F₁₆ = 79₁₀
50₁₆ = 80₁₀
51₁₆ = 81₁₀
52₁₆ = 82₁₀
53₁₆ = 83₁₀
54₁₆ = 84₁₀
55₁₆ = 85₁₀
56₁₆ = 86₁₀
57₁₆ = 87₁₀
58₁₆ = 88₁₀
59₁₆ = 89₁₀
5A₁₆ = 90₁₀
5B₁₆ = 91₁₀
5C₁₆ = 92₁₀
5D₁₆ = 93₁₀
5E₁₆ = 94₁₀
5F₁₆ = 95₁₀
60₁₆ = 96₁₀
61₁₆ = 97₁₀
62₁₆ = 98₁₀
63₁₆ = 99₁₀
64₁₆ = 100₁₀
65₁₆ = 101₁₀
66₁₆ = 102₁₀
67₁₆ = 103₁₀
68₁₆ = 104₁₀
69₁₆ = 105₁₀
6A₁₆ = 106₁₀
6B₁₆ = 107₁₀
6C₁₆ = 108₁₀
6D₁₆ = 109₁₀
6E₁₆ = 110₁₀
6F₁₆ = 111₁₀
70₁₆ = 112₁₀
71₁₆ = 113₁₀
72₁₆ = 114₁₀
73₁₆ = 115₁₀
74₁₆ = 116₁₀
75₁₆ = 117₁₀
76₁₆ = 118₁₀
77₁₆ = 119₁₀
78₁₆ = 120₁₀
79₁₆ = 121₁₀
7A₁₆ = 122₁₀
7B₁₆ = 123₁₀
7C₁₆ = 124₁₀
7D₁₆ = 125₁₀
7E₁₆ = 126₁₀
7F₁₆ = 127₁₀
80₁₆ = 128₁₀
81₁₆ = 129₁₀
82₁₆ = 130₁₀
83₁₆ = 131₁₀
84₁₆ = 132₁₀
85₁₆ = 133₁₀
86₁₆ = 134₁₀
87₁₆ = 135₁₀
88₁₆ = 136₁₀
89₁₆ = 137₁₀
8A₁₆ = 138₁₀
8B₁₆ = 139₁₀
8C₁₆ = 140₁₀
8D₁₆ = 141₁₀
8E₁₆ = 142₁₀
8F₁₆ = 143₁₀
90₁₆ = 144₁₀
91₁₆ = 145₁₀
92₁₆ = 146₁₀
93₁₆ = 147₁₀
94₁₆ = 148₁₀
95₁₆ = 149₁₀
96₁₆ = 150₁₀
97₁₆ = 151₁₀
98₁₆ = 152₁₀
99₁₆ = 153₁₀
9A₁₆ = 154₁₀
9B₁₆ = 155₁₀
9C₁₆ = 156₁₀
9D₁₆ = 157₁₀
9E₁₆ = 158₁₀
9F₁₆ = 159₁₀
A0₁₆ = 160₁₀
A1₁₆ = 161₁₀
A2₁₆ = 162₁₀
A3₁₆ = 163₁₀
A4₁₆ = 164₁₀
A5₁₆ = 165₁₀
A6₁₆ = 166₁₀
A7₁₆ = 167₁₀
A8₁₆ = 168₁₀
A9₁₆ = 169₁₀
AA₁₆ = 170₁₀
AB₁₆ = 171₁₀
AC₁₆ = 172₁₀
AD₁₆ = 173₁₀
AE₁₆ = 174₁₀
AF₁₆ = 175₁₀
B0₁₆ = 176₁₀
B1₁₆ = 177₁₀
B2₁₆ = 178₁₀
B3₁₆ = 179₁₀
B4₁₆ = 180₁₀
B5₁₆ = 181₁₀
B6₁₆ = 182₁₀
B7₁₆ = 183₁₀
B8₁₆ = 184₁₀
B9₁₆ = 185₁₀
BA₁₆ = 186₁₀
BB₁₆ = 187₁₀
BC₁₆ = 188₁₀
BD₁₆ = 189₁₀
BE₁₆ = 190₁₀
BF₁₆ = 191₁₀
C0₁₆ = 192₁₀
C1₁₆ = 193₁₀
C2₁₆ = 194₁₀
C3₁₆ = 195₁₀
C4₁₆ = 196₁₀
C5₁₆ = 197₁₀
C6₁₆ = 198₁₀
C7₁₆ = 199₁₀
C8₁₆ = 200₁₀
C9₁₆ = 201₁₀
CA₁₆ = 202₁₀
CB₁₆ = 203₁₀
CC₁₆ = 204₁₀
CD₁₆ = 205₁₀
CE₁₆ = 206₁₀
CF₁₆ = 207₁₀
D0₁₆ = 208₁₀
D1₁₆ = 209₁₀
D2₁₆ = 210₁₀
D3₁₆ = 211₁₀
D4₁₆ = 212₁₀
D5₁₆ = 213₁₀
D6₁₆ = 214₁₀
D7₁₆ = 215₁₀
D8₁₆ = 216₁₀
D9₁₆ = 217₁₀
DA₁₆ = 218₁₀
DB₁₆ = 219₁₀
DC₁₆ = 220₁₀
DD₁₆ = 221₁₀
DE₁₆ = 222₁₀
DF₁₆ = 223₁₀
E0₁₆ = 224₁₀
E1₁₆ = 225₁₀
E2₁₆ = 226₁₀
E3₁₆ = 227₁₀
E4₁₆ = 228₁₀
E5₁₆ = 229₁₀
E6₁₆ = 230₁₀
E7₁₆ = 231₁₀
E8₁₆ = 232₁₀
E9₁₆ = 233₁₀
EA₁₆ = 234₁₀
EB₁₆ = 235₁₀
EC₁₆ = 236₁₀
ED₁₆ = 237₁₀
EE₁₆ = 238₁₀
EF₁₆ = 239₁₀
F0₁₆ = 240₁₀
F1₁₆ = 241₁₀
F2₁₆ = 242₁₀
F3₁₆ = 243₁₀
F4₁₆ = 244₁₀
F5₁₆ = 245₁₀
F6₁₆ = 246₁₀
F7₁₆ = 247₁₀
F8₁₆ = 248₁₀
F9₁₆ = 249₁₀
FA₁₆ = 250₁₀
FB₁₆ = 251₁₀
FC₁₆ = 252₁₀
FD₁₆ = 253₁₀
FE₁₆ = 254₁₀
FF₁₆ = 255₁₀
100₁₆ = 256₁₀
200₁₆ = 512₁₀
300₁₆ = 768₁₀
400₁₆ = 1024₁₀
500₁₆ = 1280₁₀
600₁₆ = 1536₁₀
700₁₆ = 1792₁₀
800₁₆ = 2048₁₀
900₁₆ = 2304₁₀
A00₁₆ = 2560₁₀
B00₁₆ = 2816₁₀
C00₁₆ = 3072₁₀
D00₁₆ = 3328₁₀
E00₁₆ = 3584₁₀
F00₁₆ = 3840₁₀
1000₁₆ = 4096₁₀
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/Standard_Egg_9282 • 19d ago
The "gh" in "bunghole" is pronounced ʁ
It feels appropriate
r/conlangscirclejerk • u/Standard_Egg_9282 • 21d ago
Introducing stono🤮aj: my conlang featuring phonemic vomiting [Demonstration Video in Comments]
Vocabulary
stono: good
🤮aj: clong
Lotshuke a🤮: hello
Pong🤮--🤢😳🤢--🤮--hahh~~--sko😳: what is your name

