r/conspiracy • u/jonybolt • 6h ago
Seinfeld strangely compares eating pancakes, to the same "consistency of YOUNG human flesh" - CREEPY
https://youtube.com/shorts/5s2lU4Ork2o?is=eTxxM7Rq2YtWMPJwI dont even know what to say.
Its so deliberate.
Taken from some interview with Fallon who seems...semi unbothered by the comparison and says- "cant wait"
Feels like a public initiation test run. Who have you ever heard make a comparison like this?
I just hope those are actual pancakes.
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u/loz333 5h ago
So those people who were defending Kevin Hart doing stand-up about his "pizza party" at Jerry Seinfeld's house... yeah.
The dude is literally telling you he knows what the texture of young human flesh is like in his mouth.
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u/SUPERDRAGONDELUX 5h ago edited 5h ago
He’s not “literally telling” us that.
Literal : adhering strictly to the primary, exact, or ordinary meaning of words without metaphor, symbolism, or exaggeration
He’s saying the consistency (which can relate to sense of touch) of the pancake is like the skin of a newborn. Which is an odd comparison but does make sense, and definitely not some admission of guilt to cannibalism.
He’s an Elite, the music is creepy, and in the context of this subreddit you read something that could be interpreted multiple ways as “Literally” admitting to eating babies.
I recommend you be more skeptical and think more critically before assuming something like this, and dont fall so easily for clickbait
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u/ToXiX5280 3h ago
Iv described food texture alot of ways but human flesh isn't one of them. We are talking about Jerry Seinfeld to not GG alin so its weird your trying to justify it.
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u/SUPERDRAGONDELUX 2h ago edited 2h ago
He’s clearly describing the surface of the pancake as Fallon is touching it with his finger. . Not the “mouth feel” of it
I’m not justifying shit, or defending anyone. I just see the actual context of what is being said in the video and it’s been edited to warp your perception into thinking it’s “Creepy” when it’s really just a clickbait conspiracy reel.
trying to straw man me as some elite baby eating cannibal defender was a cute try though lmao.
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