r/controlgame • u/Ladybooknut • 2d ago

Control Resonant Sorry, Dylan.

I have said, "Sorry, Dylan." out loud with every long fall & splat. I wince every darn time.

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u/Valentonis 2d ago

They replaced fall damage with pure humiliation

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u/Quick-Whereas-3232 1d ago

And its incredible

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u/Shydreameress 1d ago

It hurts so much more, especially when you do ir infront of rangers

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u/MasticatedBrain 1d ago

Remember the first time I did it, thought I was dead then like... oh HaHaHa!

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u/ClubDumDum 1d ago

Everything he passes out.

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u/doggenwalker 1d ago

Dylan "Pancake" Faden.

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u/Linara2003 1d ago

I just imagine the other FBC personnel having heart attacks on smoke breaks when Dylan just faceplants next to them from 30 feet above.

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u/zixkill 1d ago

So happy to see others are also apologizing to Dylan. We don’t want to let our boy down. 🥺

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u/Ladybooknut 1d ago

Yes! I love his resilience and optimism. Like Joe Gargery or Samwise Gamgee.

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u/JennyTheSheWolf 1d ago

I usually give him a "it's okay buddy, you're good. Let's go, we've got work to do!" 🤣

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u/Marqbounta 1d ago

Literally EVERY time I say "I'm so sorry, baby/sweetie!" 😭 Somehow it just feels like it hurts him even more than when he dies and I feel SO bad that I didn't catch him at the right time.

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u/Shydreameress 1d ago

I personally think of that video of that german man who jumped in a frozen pool iykyk

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u/BrokoJoko 1d ago

I roll my eyes and tell him to stop embarrassing me in front of rangers/interdimensional entities. 

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u/CatherineCalledBrdy 6h ago

Instead of "playing videogames" I now call it "hanging out with Dylan"