r/creepydesign • u/nenderhushrkoom • Jun 28 '26

Tim Burtons Nightmare Before Coitus

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u/babysummerbreeze27 Jun 28 '26

Just another unrealistic body standard for women

92

u/SlowlyDyingInAPit Jun 28 '26

‘Nightmare Before Coitus’ made me cackle irl

54

u/diauq01 Jun 28 '26

Ah yes, societies ideal bueaty standards for women: slenderman

19

u/exotic_floral_tea Jun 28 '26

That shit belongs in Silent Hill.

8

u/riynkingnewy Jun 28 '26

These body standards are getting out of hand.

8

u/emmashawn Jun 28 '26

This is how I think I look like with my long arms and long legs

8

u/Petraretrograde Jun 29 '26

I'm 5'11 and my biggest fear has always been that if i go dancing, I'll look like this creature.

5

u/ReallyNotBobby Jun 29 '26

It crawls across the ceiling on all 4s until it’s directly over you. Then it drops.

5

u/Nrmlgirl777 Jun 29 '26

The word coitus alone gives me the ick

12

u/Heisenberg11725 Jun 28 '26

Is that the chick from Wicked?

5

u/Dunge0nMast0r Jun 30 '26

40% off your soul

4

u/hnaidhaughing9 Jun 28 '26

It looks line FNAFs puppet

2

u/devinn04 Jun 28 '26

It looks line FNAFs puppet

2

u/McTreex Jun 28 '26

Nicola Orsanov

2

u/DisposableSaviour Jun 29 '26

Should someone warn the closing manager?

2

u/TypeOpostive Jun 29 '26

I'm for it, ngl. I know this swimsuit isn't going to look like that on me.

5

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