r/dankmemes • u/chaddo123 ☣️ • 1d ago

this seemed better in my ass Did the math(the odds are NOT in my favour)

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u/Rodwen 1d ago

I mean, you could move to Thailand and be a gay rich man with 30k usd

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u/XKruXurKX 1d ago

For a million, I'd be gay for an entire day.

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u/chaddo123 ☣️ 1d ago

Edit: You’d just be a millionaire for an entire day*

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u/XKruXurKX 1d ago

Didn't see that coming. This is gonna be a pain in my bum, won't it.

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u/super__hoser ☣️ 20h ago

Who said its going, only, in your bum? 

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u/80sfaan 1d ago

Laughs in gay millionaire

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u/GSDragoon 1d ago

OP is so gay they can't even spell millionaire.

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 1d ago

It would take much less to make me one than the other.

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u/Anubis17_76 1d ago

If youd suck a dick for less than a mil thats true

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u/Careless-Platform-80 1d ago

I think i will die without being none. But that's probably true

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u/Fantastic-Mind-2052 1d ago

Twenty bucks are twenty bucks

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u/Venom933 1d ago

...or am i 🌝

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u/rtakehara 1d ago

Isn’t the whole controversy of the “gay cure” that you can’t just turn straight or gay at will? So the only people closer to being gay than being a millionaire are gay people with less than 1 million, because they are already gay. While everyone else, no matter how broke, are closer to being millionaires because the chance is small but not zero.

Unless that’s an elaborate way to call me gay and broke, in that case, no UR gay and yo mama fat.

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u/Muzan_ 1d ago

Umm...well...

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u/Guenhwyvyr 20h ago

The right situatuon...you might get both of those things! The BIG payoff! /s

https://giphy.com/gifs/oYtVHSxngR3lC

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u/PaleBlueCod 18h ago

Already gay, next.

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u/Guy247bp 15h ago

I'm like 11% gay

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u/SassySabby1 15h ago

What if I’m both?

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u/HighIQIndividual2 8h ago

Thankfully, no. But a million isnt gonna buy me a whole lot where im at so thats that.