r/dragons • u/A-Purple-Dragon Totally not Spyro • Feb 26 '26
Art Woah omg free dragon!!!!1!!!1
I can’t believe someone would just leave a free dragon like this, suppose it’s my lucky day!!! 🪤
Art by me A-Purple-Dragon on Bluesky!
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u/that_royal_dragon Feb 26 '26
I’m probably going to get trapped
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u/A-Purple-Dragon Totally not Spyro Feb 26 '26
Whaaaaaaaaat????? Nooooooo, this is a perfectly normal free little dragon, what could possibly go wrong here? >:3c
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u/suspiciouslyrobotic Feb 26 '26
I would not fall for this. Now just let me go grab that little guy so the box can't hurt him
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u/suspiciouslyrobotic Feb 26 '26
By Talos this can't be happening
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u/Supersaiajinblue2 Drolf boi(Dragon wolf Deadroamer hybrid) Feb 26 '26
Pfft, yeah right...tries to take dragon "Hey! Get me out of here!"
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u/Amankris759 Bahamut Feb 26 '26
Do I know this is a stupid trap? Yes
Do I still fall for it because of a dragon? Also, yes
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u/ConceptPL Fluffy red derg Feb 26 '26
Definitely not a trap, nobody will try to make it just like in cartoons. And I'm getting a cute little friend, yay! Hops under the box
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u/A-Purple-Dragon Totally not Spyro Feb 26 '26
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u/ConceptPL Fluffy red derg Feb 26 '26
Damn it, I'm trapped again. Hello? Anyone out there? I could use some help...
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u/Dragon_957 Feb 26 '26
Hey, fellow dragon. What do I get for letting you out?
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u/ConceptPL Fluffy red derg Feb 26 '26
My... Gratitude?
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u/Dragon_957 Feb 26 '26
Can you give me more?
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u/ConceptPL Fluffy red derg Feb 26 '26
My gratitude and some cookies
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u/Dragon_957 Feb 26 '26
Can I trust that these cookies are safe to eat and how much of them?
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u/ConceptPL Fluffy red derg Feb 26 '26
They're safe to eat 'cause I'm eating them. And If I got 6 of them I can give you 3
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u/Lecteur_K7 Feb 26 '26
ERMAHGERD! DERG! runs toward the trap and fall right before reaching it by pathetically sliding until the head is under the box and it fall ouch, oh nice! Derg!
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u/fhjetGuehfr6ejhryet a random kenmono dragon(azurite) Feb 26 '26
Ooo hey free dragon....
Can I be let out of teh box nowwww :<
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u/VDragonPrince Mint Kobold Dragon Feb 26 '26
dives to save the dragon
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u/A-Purple-Dragon Totally not Spyro Feb 26 '26
alas, it is a fools folly as the box takes you both…
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u/Kater5551StarsAbove *cutely roars* Feb 26 '26
Mmm, possibly.
Now, if there was a FLUFFY dragon under there...
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u/Urb4nN0rd Spyro Feb 26 '26
Fall for what? This is great!
...what do you mean I'm trapped? Why would I want to leave this little guy?
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u/princeSoulstice Feb 26 '26
Oh no I wouldn't necessarily fall for it as that implies I didn't know the trap was there. No, I would dive head first into the trap if it meant I could keep the dragon
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u/Random_Nickname274 Dragon Bot Hunter Feb 26 '26
I am a representative of a Swedish company and i am grateful for another batch of dragons!
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u/WernerderChamp Human writer. Dragons are the best! Feb 26 '26
Hey little one - you know how to fire-breath, right?
If yes, could you burn us out of here?
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u/Sass_is_love Feb 26 '26
What do ya mean "fall' for it? I ser a cute dragon, and a box to trap them in with me for lifetime cuddles. :>
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u/Ok-Engineering9862 Feb 26 '26
Don't know why I'm here, or what this subreddit is... but he's a goober, so I'd fall for it.
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u/Specialist_Eye1800 Protogen in disguise. (No I'm not 682. I'm just their servant.) Feb 26 '26
I wouldn't! (Omg the "Yes you would." from my sister is killing me.)
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u/AdventurousClassic19 Feb 26 '26
Oh wow, a free dragon with box and fetch stick with string attached for easier retrieval.
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u/A-Purple-Dragon Totally not Spyro Feb 26 '26
Free stick to play fetch with your new dragon buddy included!!
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u/GCAmazingBR Haku Feb 26 '26
ive seem far too many cartoons to clearly see the trap...
|| Id still fall for it bc dragon, the smoll kind even '~u~||
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u/EclipseForest Eclipse, the Dual Spirit Feb 26 '26
Hah! Like I’d fall for that walks up to the box, now lemme just free you- AH! DAMN IT!
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u/theonlytruemuck i love my oc stella. shes so cute. i wanna make a fursuit of her Feb 26 '26
i would absolutely fall for this.
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u/baitedfaun469 Feb 26 '26
Ok, but if I enter the box, do I get to keep the dragon?
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u/A-Purple-Dragon Totally not Spyro Feb 26 '26
You’ll get shipped to Sweden along with the dragon 😔
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u/DragonLeavesDungeon Feb 26 '26
whats stopping the dragon from leaving the trap?
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u/Nemial_25 Feb 26 '26
If that is secretly just a plushy, worth. If it's real, then even more so. Either way, I get a dragon and a box.
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u/Odpea Feb 26 '26
Fall for what, there’s a free dragon right there, surely nothing averse could happen
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u/Madness_Meldody Feb 27 '26
What do you expect to catch besides another dragon with a box that small?
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u/A-Purple-Dragon Totally not Spyro Feb 27 '26
Yea but that makes it an infinite dragon glitch if I just keep catching dragons
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u/Drybonez1999 Feb 27 '26
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u/A-Purple-Dragon Totally not Spyro Feb 27 '26
And thus starts a meme’s journey through the internet, getting more and more compressed with each reupload lol
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u/RevolverOcelot16- Moon Dragoness Feb 28 '26
Yes, I will be trapped. However, I am not alone as I have a new friend. Yay, worth it. ❤️🐉
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u/PuzzleheadedIssue935 Cute Dragon Zethorim Feb 26 '26
I'll get in with the dreg what is the worst that can happen even if it did I will be with a dragon
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u/Darkened_Auras Feb 26 '26
Oh hey, a friend! Hey buddy, whatcha doin' under this box here? Did you make a fort? It's pretty comfy. Plenty of space for us both under here too! Gets trapped immediately
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u/Equivalent-Ad6944 Feb 26 '26 edited Mar 02 '26
Hey, free box! (yoink) Free stick! (yank) And now I see a person who tried to bait a box trap with a dragon whelp. How convenient that they provided me with this stick... (malevolent grin)
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u/Ojiji_bored Feb 26 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/oUVSJ7JBXDvsA
Now I have a friend and a house! Today is looking up!
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u/Historical_Side_7222 Feb 27 '26
I could just grab it really fast tho... Gets jumped in a one way alley
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u/Sasha1234567899 Feb 28 '26
Yoo, free trap and dragon!
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u/dirtybeeeeeaanwater Mar 01 '26
That's what I'm saying maby you can get your self another Lil dragon
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u/A-Purple-Dragon Totally not Spyro Feb 26 '26
Yall rn 👁️👁️