r/dragons • • Aug 20 '26

Meme STOP EATING MY MOSS YOU LITTLE-

Had a lot of fun with this one. I found out I love drawing smol dergs.
That goobers name is primrose, they’re a menace. Them eating my moss is going to be a recurring joke lmfao
Also any attempts to eat my moss will result in a scolding

Also, you might’ve noticed I didn’t post yesterday, that’s because I’ve decided to commit to a bi-daily upload schedule. I want to have a backlog of art I can use if I ever get busy for a day lmao
Hope y’all don’t mind TwT

1.2k Upvotes

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u/MaximumCriticism9519 Galaxywing (SuperNova) (WoF OC) Aug 20 '26

He looks like such a derp it's hilarious XD such a cool drawing

31

u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan Aug 20 '26

Thank you! I could not stop giggling every time I zoomed in on that creature while coloring lmfao

5

u/Sc4ry_Fish ProtoWing Aug 20 '26

I must addmit it,i looked at him 2min ago and still gigglin XD

2

u/MaximumCriticism9519 Galaxywing (SuperNova) (WoF OC) Aug 21 '26

I can't stop coming back to this, I'm dying bro

26

u/AeronGrey Aug 20 '26

Kobolds approve of this.

8

u/BlakLite_15 Aug 20 '26

Just don’t try to tell them how to sort it

22

u/terreratman Aug 20 '26

If the moss isn't for eating, why is it so tasty???

15

u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan Aug 20 '26

Good point, but it’s my moss, and if it’s ripped out it kinda hurts, use a hairbrush to harvest it

18

u/Copper_II_Sulfate Aug 20 '26

Perpetuate the cycle of existence.

35

u/Otalek Moss-Eating Kobold Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

They have good taste, what can I say?

Mind if I join them?

(Edit: pronoun fix)

45

u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan Aug 20 '26

What is that text under your username

45

u/Otalek Moss-Eating Kobold Aug 20 '26

Don’t worry about it

5

u/WernerderChamp Human writer. Dragons are the best! Aug 20 '26

So you have chosen, death?

8

u/Einkar_E Aug 20 '26

boop the snoot

12

u/Sombra_Dragon Aug 20 '26

But we need to eat our greens and have our salad.

6

u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan Aug 20 '26

Go touch, no, eat grass instead, not mah moss

10

u/AdhesivenessGeneral9 Aug 20 '26

Be happy it's only a dragon and not a kobolds tribe

9

u/West-Construction466 Aug 20 '26

Not a single thought behind Primrose’s eyes. Just C O N S U M E M O S S

6

u/Salem_Alvian Aug 20 '26

Head empy. Omly mosss

7

u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan Aug 20 '26

They have two brain cells, each controlling an arm to shovel moss into their mouf

6

u/Whoozywhimsical Aug 20 '26

Not a care in the world, only moss uwu

6

u/HaskeMaske77 Aug 20 '26

Oh so your moss is public property... good to know

3

u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan Aug 20 '26

NUH UH NO IT AINT

5

u/CantQuiteThink_ Connoisseur of the FATTEST drgs Aug 20 '26

Kris Deltarune if they were a dragon:

4

u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan Aug 20 '26

I have seen an unholy amount of people screaming DELTARUNE REFERENCE OMG over on the discord, please help I’m going insane

3

u/CantQuiteThink_ Connoisseur of the FATTEST drgs Aug 20 '26

We will never leave you alone. We're the friends inside you(r discord).

6

u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan Aug 20 '26

I’m gonna bear this curse to my (snow) grave aren’t i

2

u/-Ilovepokemon- Aug 20 '26

i'll leave you a flower, man

7

u/Upper_Opening_4805 Tiamat Aug 20 '26

Such amazing art!

I don't understand how you can be angry at that dragon, though . . . look how adorable they are!

7

u/AlphaMarux Aug 20 '26

Don't listen! Eat it faster!

6

u/Sir_Pendrin Aug 20 '26

But how else are they supposed to grow up to be as big and strong as you.

5

u/Ataurion Aug 20 '26

NO BAD PRIM, BAD! STOP EATING MY BED!

5

u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan Aug 20 '26

Moss is bed, not food

5

u/Waterlemon1997 Aug 20 '26

*Your HP was mossed out

3

u/deyucca Aug 20 '26

Little guy is fiending for that sweet succulent moss!

3

u/SpaceCoffeeDragon Aug 20 '26

If you don't want to be eaten, then stop being so darn delicious!

3

u/Prestigious_Can9966 Aug 20 '26

Don’t even bother. That derg has a brain smoother than butter.

3

u/Asxock Aug 20 '26
  1. Does the moss serve a purpose for you?

  2. If you like smol dergs, what about when they're lightning quick predators? Just a suggestion

1

u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan Aug 21 '26

The moss gives me protection and nutrients, it’s a symbiotic relationship thingy
I like smol dergs whether they’re a goober or mean. Most small dragons can’t harm me, so I treat them nicely.

2

u/dronko_fire_blaster gragon Aug 20 '26

steals moss

2

u/UmbralWaffle Aug 20 '26

He's just sorting it by taste. Who sorts by colour anyways?

2

u/BorrodDragon Aug 20 '26

Too cute! Ima encourage it more

2

u/Gustave_Kateb Aug 20 '26

Kobold brain in derg body ?

2

u/NewMoonlightavenger Aug 21 '26

This gave me a good, hearty laugh.

2

u/DruidBtd Nebula the black dragon Aug 21 '26

Not a single thought behind those eyes..

Still more than me

Nom

1

u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan Aug 21 '26

Hey >:0

1

u/DruidBtd Nebula the black dragon Aug 21 '26

It's tasty!

1

u/NoctustheOwl55 Hydra Aug 20 '26

Elder dragon (ff12) moment

1

u/FenrirWolfie Fluffy Dragon Aug 20 '26

Plant dragon? nice design

1

u/MarshmelloBird Aug 20 '26

Hey... I know you

1

u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan Aug 20 '26

Huh whut

1

u/MarshmelloBird Aug 20 '26

Its me DragonBirdThing lol

1

u/jsponenberg05 Falkor Aug 20 '26

😆

1

u/WimexSeven Aug 20 '26

T H Y S H A L L C O N S U M E T H E M O S S

1

u/RaHuHe Aug 20 '26

but do you sort the moss by color or flavor?

1

u/Fancarron47 Aug 20 '26

He he, goober hungry :3

1

u/ImNotMrFoxGaming Aug 20 '26

So close to his first ever thought!

1

u/dragonlloyd1 Aug 20 '26

Eats moss like salad 

1

u/Delik_Torrachen Aug 20 '26

Can I hang from your moss with little bat peets? How fast does it grow back? What if i water it every day?

1

u/WizardOfTheLawl Aug 20 '26

Head is VERY empty

1

u/Mother-Suggestion-73 Aug 21 '26

But what if he really likes the moss

1

u/Winged-Wyrm Amphiptere Aug 21 '26

Awesome artwork, love the perspective!! Something tells me that Primrose won't be the last dragon to eat some of your moss... c:

1

u/DynamicFyre Aug 21 '26

Kris deltarune

1

u/thefirstdjbron3 Dovah Aug 21 '26

Mmm yummy moss

1

u/Zykeroth Aug 21 '26

Can you really blame the hatchling with these delicious fellers in the ecosystem of your back?

1

u/Next-Theme-4691 Aug 21 '26

This is when you adopt a fox protogen. It keeps the smaller dragons away by making a high pitched noise that only the small dragons can hear

1

u/Away_Glass_8061 Aug 21 '26

I need someone to draw this the same way but replacing the moss eating dragon with Kris Deltarune

1

u/NekomimiNinja Aug 21 '26

Not a single thought in that head, but a tummy well-filled with moss.

1

u/NIC_STICK42 Aug 21 '26

I love the empty-headed, wall-eyed look he's got on his face lmfao

1

u/Dazzling_Champion_53 Aug 21 '26

I did not read that as moss at first and had to do a double take.

1

u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan Aug 22 '26

What did you read it as lmfao

1

u/SignificantYou3240 Aug 23 '26

Don’t eat moss… in the halls

1

u/Xythyr Aug 22 '26

Yummerz...

1

u/TheAbsoluteLizard Aug 22 '26

Thought it was Freedom 😭 so silly lol

1

u/Lingarien Aug 22 '26

I wonder if they ever wake up with a mysterious "bald" spot on their head.

(Caused by someone eating while they were asleep.)

1

u/Ultimate_WoF_Fan Aug 22 '26

I have. Ravenous creature they are