r/dragons • u/AlpineTheDragon • Sep 14 '26

Meme Zero brain activity

Genuinely nothing between his ears, all the brain cells evaporated years ago

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u/Lagarto_8000 a lizard that thinks it can pretend to be a dragon Sep 14 '26

Zero neurons, just moss...

32

u/AlpineTheDragon Sep 14 '26

Everywhere I go I can’t escape the moss jokes lmfao
Yes, he is just sentient moss at this point

10

u/Dragon_957 Sep 14 '26

But still a dragon

9

u/AlpineTheDragon Sep 15 '26

Moss piloting a derg suit

17

u/Helpful_Transition_5 Sep 14 '26

Oh, I know the problem! waters dried out braincells

9

u/AlpineTheDragon Sep 15 '26

is now moisturized and has zero brain activity

9

u/WernerderChamp Human writer. Dragons are the best! Sep 14 '26

No brain but you can still pet him at least

7

u/Flaky-Exit5256 Sep 14 '26

Oh no, he must have gone into some pond with brain-eating bacteria.

3

u/AlpineTheDragon Sep 15 '26

The brain eating amoeba got them, do not visit the goob lagoon

2

u/Thedeadreaper3597 Sep 15 '26

Dude the brain eating amoeba starved in there.

5

u/LoungingLoach Sep 14 '26

Poke poke hello? Poke poke

3

u/AlpineTheDragon Sep 15 '26

2

u/LoungingLoach Sep 15 '26

Uhh dragon are you there?

5

u/deyucca Sep 14 '26

Me if I'm being asked to divide numbers

2

u/Gustave_Kateb Sep 14 '26

That's what happens when your brain is just rocks and moss! I bet it's the dream life

2

u/gymleader13 Fred the Tiny Gator Sep 14 '26

dude genuinely has the same amount of braincells as fred

2

u/Prestigious_Can9966 Sep 14 '26

Does he at least know what is 1+1?

2

u/AlpineTheDragon Sep 15 '26

Hamburger

2

u/Prestigious_Can9966 Sep 15 '26

That is probably the closest we are ever going to get to a real answer. Good try.

2

u/Ataurion Sep 14 '26

u/savevideo yoink

2

u/Ataurion Sep 14 '26

where is it??

2

u/AlpineTheDragon Sep 15 '26

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I EXPORTED THIS AS MUAHAHAHA
you can get it on discord :3

2

u/gasptask Sep 14 '26

We need to Share barincells through the Yap method

Please please please get the joke ;_;

1

u/Xaroin Sep 14 '26

Brains are overrated

1

u/The-luckiestC0BRA Sep 14 '26

how does thinking work

1

u/Emperifox Sep 14 '26

As god intended

1

u/CRMemeDragon Sep 15 '26

Derg acts just like me

1

u/Pure-Risky-Titan Sep 15 '26

Brain made of moss, there is only moss.

1

u/AfroSpaceCowboy_ Sep 15 '26

Head full of moss

1

u/TheBluniusYT Night Light Sep 15 '26

So thats what happens when you collect too much moss at once? 😅

1

u/Scrollwriter22 icewing Sep 15 '26

He’s just like me fr

1

u/Sc4ry_Fish ProtoWing Sep 15 '26

Hm..i wanted to say moss joke but it would be cruel so.. at least you can squish that dragon and be happy :)

1

u/slate-thefluffy-derg Sep 15 '26

Biggest lie ever, alpine is as smart as starflight