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u/Drake_682 howdy drakes and dragons, wyverns and wyrms! 23h ago
Do you have any games on your phone Mr?
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u/It_Was_Me_Aust1n 23h ago edited 23h ago
“All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! The point is: If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that out now. Brain Mapping. Artificial Intelligence. We should have been working on it thirty years ago. I will say this - and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place. Now she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. But you make her. Hell, put her in my computer. I don't care. All right, test's over. You can head on back to your desk.”
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u/Capital_Travel5123 Chonky Dragons Supreme! 23h ago
"You will spontaneously combust in 5 minutes if I do not receive snuggles:3"
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u/Mrdieselll 15h ago
"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
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u/__Lost_Dragon__ 22h ago
"Life is a constant oscillation between the desire to have and the boredom of possessing"
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u/Potatokthereum 23h ago
"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding"
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u/Effective-Wait7326 23h ago
“Hi, my name is devin. I'm in ninth grade, and like you, I had to take the diagnostic.
The results of the diagnostic decides what lessons you get.The diagnostic shows what you know, and what you need to work on.I remember the last diagnostic I took, it was hard.The diagnostic will feel challenging, you may see questions you don't know how to answer because you haven't learned them.There were some questions I knew and some questions I didn't know, but I didn't give up. I tried my best and moved on. When I finished I got lessons that were right for me. The diagnostic is not a typical test. Not all students will see the same questions, every student should get around half the questions correct, that's okay!Some of my friends rushed and got lessons that weren't right for them, they asked me what I did. Here are five things I shared with them”
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u/DraegonSpawn 23h ago
Hey, mom said if I approach humans she has to get rid of them. What's your name?
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u/MaraBlaster Hexapod Steel Dragon 23h ago
One of my FFT memes