r/engrish • u/Klekkovakadia • 18d ago

Okay Then

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u/CarpalTunnelTraveler 12d ago

Step 5: It'sPainFeelThePainOnYourSkinLetItPenetrateWithinNoOneElseWillFeelThisPainOnlyYouWillFeelThisPain

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u/BeneficialJunket9000 13d ago

Did the manufacturer make this instruction manual in a rush?

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u/withmayonnaise 14d ago

Sctinaslnshbutton.. where the fuck is the sctinaslnshbutton?.. i always misplace it

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u/flopsychops 18d ago

Andre... move the tool.

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u/wahlenderten 18d ago

Is it in yet?

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u/Dan-68 17d ago

I'm flashing-back to my honeymoon.

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u/Micael_Alighieri 18d ago

Feelsuction, ughhhh...

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u/Heterodynist 18d ago

It’s always good to start with Asuitable Mode, then I switch it to Ill-Conceived Drive, and when it’s starting to get up to speed then I hear the him and I put it right into Suctionpower Countdown.

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u/taking-INVentory 18d ago

Enjoyrelief Frømtching

Isn't that the guy from arngren.net?

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u/Bumble072 18d ago

Everything I read reminds me of her.

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u/saltamontes11 18d ago

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ThenEnjoyreliefFromtching: that's my plan and goal every time i HearTheHum. I Orpausdueigsctasinsh and i'm Overthe Bug Bite with 15sCountdown. AndFeelsuction? Oh, mamama!!

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u/chrisdj99 18d ago

I need to know if this worked?? I’m the guy mosquitos love, in my friend group.

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u/Klekkovakadia 9d ago

I am undecided about the suctionpower part of this thing, but the heat part does seem to help cutdownontheitching!

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u/chrisdj99 9d ago

Thanks!

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u/One-Positive309 18d ago

Tea Tree cream works quick if you apply it as soon as you get bitten.

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u/Klekkovakadia 18d ago

I will report back once I have tried it. It only arrived about 2 hours ago

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u/willweaverrva 18d ago

ThenEnjoyreliefFromtching.

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u/synodos 18d ago

Countdown & Feelsuction

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u/DocClear 18d ago

IwouldLoveToStopitchingButIhaveNoBugBites.

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u/LessOrgies 18d ago

LfWantToStopOrpausdurigsctinasinshbutton