r/engrish • u/unremittingg • 2d ago

Child replacement

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u/HeinrichKnarzkopf 8h ago

You replace the baby and keep the diaper?

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u/DigMeTX 11h ago

I’m gonna show my kids this when they’re bad and tell them if they don’t straighten up I’m taking them to the child replacement store.

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u/taking-INVentory 1d ago

Baby about to kick the shit out of the mama

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u/Disastrous-Mess-7236 1d ago edited 1d ago

Probably a baby changing station.

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u/VladVonHochstes 1d ago

Sir, could I have other child? 😆🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Heterodynist 2d ago

Wow, you know, call me culturally insensitive but they really handle things differently in some other countries. It never occurred to me to just trade mine out when they had a problem.

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u/daw_taylor 2d ago

In case yours is broken

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u/kokoro123 2d ago

Not the changing table, the changeling table

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u/famousanonamos 2d ago

Leave a baby, take a baby tray.

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u/jaques_sauvignon 2d ago

I was thinking maybe it's like those pre-filled 5-gallon water jugs. Drop your old one off for a deposit refund, and just pay a small premium to get a freshie.

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u/famousanonamos 2d ago

Like a propane tank

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u/kat_Folland 2d ago

I could really use a different kid about now.

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u/kingtaco_17 2d ago

For years, I wish someone invented a condom time machine

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u/AmateurVasectomist 2d ago

If only it were this simple!

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u/gwaydms 2d ago

It says "baby changing". Using the wrong definition for "changing" was the problem.

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u/unremittingg 2d ago

It's interesting because "تعویض" in any other context would mean "replacing" except for this one :p

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u/gwaydms 2d ago

Thank you!