r/facepalm • u/DeepState_Auditor • 2h ago

Akpabio Opposes Suicide Decriminalisation Bill, Says ‘If You Don’t Succeed, We Will Jail You’ – Arise News

https://www.arise.tv/akpabio-opposes-suicide-decriminalisation-bill-says-if-you-dont-succeed-we-will-jail-you/
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u/Apprehensive-Sir8977 1h ago

And in jail you may find plenty of people to help you succeed.

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u/BeauBuffet 1h ago

That will teach these people for being miserable!

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u/fariqcheaux 59m ago

Why not the death penalty? "You're not allowed to kill yourself, but we are." /s

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u/No-Development-4587 9m ago

Just have to make sure your plan works.