[Game Day Thread] Thursday, Week 0

[u/damnyoutuesday]

OY! 10,000 YEARS 234 DAYS WILL GIVE YOU SUCH A CRICK IN THE NECK!

GRAB YOUR FAVORITE YEAST WATER*, AND LET'S WATCH SOME FOOTBALL

*OR BEAN WATER, OR FRUIT WATER, OR WATER WATER. IDC, I'M NOT YOUR MOM

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No Pick 'Em this week, so here's the games with the closest spreads (all times listed in Central, the heavily disputed best time zone for football) (rankings from the /r/FCS Poll)

Away	Home	Time	Stream/TV	/r/FCS Sportsbook spread
Stony Brook	Delaware State	5pm	ESPN+	SB -5.5 (O/U 57)
Maine	Towson	5pm	FloSports	Towson -4 (O/U 51.5)
Ohio Dominican (D2)	Morehead State	5pm	ESPN+	MSU -7.5 (O/U 48.5)
Eastern Illinois	Murray State	6pm	ESPN+	MSU -1 (O/U 53)
Chattanooga	West Georgia	6pm	ESPN+	UWG -3.5 (O/U 54)
Charleston Southern	Lindenwood	6pm	ESPN+	LU -4 (O/U 49.5)
Gardner-Webb	#18 Austin Peay	6pm	ESPN+	AP -11.5 (O/U 57)
#17 Southern Illinois	West Florida	6pm	ESPN+	SIU -12.5 (O/U 57.5)
Northwestern Iowa (NAIA)	Western Illinois	6pm	ESPN+	WIU -16.5 (O/U 50)
Central Arkansas	UT Martin	6:30pm	ESPN+	UTM -5 (O/U 53)

You can find the full Week 0 schedule with up-to-the-minute results over at the r/CFB Scoreboard

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Also seriously do not ask for "alternate" streams, because we don't want to deal with takedown notices. Most games have radio broadcasts available for free if you're really desperate

[u/Jolly_Job_9852]

Can't wait for The Good, the Bad and the Ugly to make a return

[u/billybobskcor → u/Jolly_Job_9852]

The Ugly might need to get renamed after Northwestern State

[u/FormerCollegeDJ → u/billybobskcor]

Wrong - it will be named after whoever decided to suspend the Lafayette/Georgetown game when lightning and rain never got within 5 miles of Cooper Field (and was considerably further away than that when the game was initially suspended).

[u/Jolly_Job_9852 → u/billybobskcor]

Automatic winner