r/fcs • /r/FCS • Gulf Star • 2d ago

Trash Talk FCS TRASH TALK THURSDAY

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS THREAD IS FOR

CAPS LOCK: ON

BASIC RULES: STILL APPLY

YOUR OPINIONS: HOT GARBAGE, BUT WELCOME ALL THE SAME

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u/Friendly_Loss1961 Montana Grizzlies 2d ago

THE UNIVERSITY OF MONTANA GRIZZLIES HAVE A RANKED FBS WIN. THE IDAHO VANDALS DO NOT. THE IDAHO VANDALS WERE IN FBS FOR 21 YEARS. THANKS FOR BEATING THE CATS BOYS BUT WE DRINK FROM THE STEIN THIS WEEKEND.

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u/donutman18 South Dakota State Jackrabbits 2d ago

DOME MAGIC DOESNT EXIST WHEN WE COME TO GRAND FORKS EVERY YEAR

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u/somebodysbuddy Lehigh Mountain Hawks • Marching Band 2d ago

BIG RED? MORE LIKE... BIG LEGAL TROUBLES STEMMING FROM THE CORNELL 7

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u/Wyden_long Arizona State • Northern Arizo… 2d ago

PORTLAND ISNT EVEN A STATE LMAO MY ASS OFF

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u/welder-fabricator Montana Grizzlies 2d ago

IDAHO? NO, THEY/THEM THE HOE.

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u/andyaustinphoto Montana State Bobcats 2d ago

IM IN VIETNAM WHICH MEANS THE MSU GAME WILL BE AT 6 AM. SO THE FIRST THING I’LL BE SEEING UPON WAKING UP IS THE PERIOD BLOOD FIELD THAT IS EWU. FUCK DEM EAGLES AND THEIR EYESORE OF A FIELD

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u/LeadVitamin13 Eastern Washington • Washington 2d ago

AWWW WITTLE CATS CAN'T LOOK AT THE COLOR RED WITH THEY WITTLE EYES HURTIN.

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u/0x196 Montana State Bobcats 2d ago

IT'S MORE PINK THAN RED AT THIS POINT BECAUSE EWU DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO REPLACE IT WHEN IT GETS WORN OUT. 

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u/Badlands32 Montana Grizzlies 2d ago

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u/13bipolarbears Eastern Washington Eagles 2d ago

I DONT THINK MSU CAN SCORE 50 ON SATURDAY

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u/Lucky-Hunter-Dude Montana State Bobcats 2d ago

I AGREE. AS LONG AS WE GET THROUGH 15 MINUTES OF THE 4TH QUARTER UP BY 9 WE'LL BE HAPPY.

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u/I_like_race_cars Tarleton State Texans 2d ago

BOBCATS FANS TALKING ABOUT EWU'S FIELD WHILE THIS ABOMINATION EXISTS. IS THIS SOME SHITTY ATTEMPT AT DAZZLE CAMOUFLAGE? CAUSE IF IT IS, I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR TRYING TO HIDE YOUR TEAM.

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u/Friendly_Loss1961 Montana Grizzlies 2d ago

WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS THAT

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u/alphajack22 Stephen F. Austin • Baylor 2d ago

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YALL WOULDNT DO THE STRIPES IN MISSOULA??? THAT HONESTLY WOULD BE SICK TO SEE.

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u/tden4 South Dakota State • Marching Band 2d ago

IT’S BEAUTIFUL!

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u/damnyoutuesday Montana State • Minnesota 1d ago

THIS IS MORE OF AN AFFRONT TO GOD HIMSELF, BUT EWU'S FIELD SEARS YOUR RETINAS MORE

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u/SenatorMadness Montana Grizzlies 2d ago

OH GOD! MY EYES

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u/Low_Distance_7195 Montana State • Notre Dame 2d ago

Oof

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u/Zloggt :chicagostate: Southern Illinois • Chicago S… 2d ago

ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT I AM VERY VERY VERY VERY ENVIOUS OF YOUR LAST SEASON, REDBIRDS…

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u/_Rooster_ Illinois State • /r/CFB Top Scorer 2d ago

THE RUN REALLY HELPED WITH DONATIONS.

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u/noahpaz88 Youngstown State Penguins 2d ago

THEY CALL IT THE UNI-DOME BECAUSE YOU NEED A DOME TO WIN

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u/AyeGirrl Youngstown State Penguins 2d ago

THAT STUPID DOME CAN’T SAVE YOU NOW

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u/I_cant_Its_a_geo Eastern Washington • Washington 2d ago

FTC

(you're going to go through our defense like a hot knife through butter).

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u/Mr-Texan-74 Tarleton State • /r/CFB Top Scorer 2d ago

CENTRAL ARKANSAS ARE THE KIND OF BEARS THAT ACT LIKE THEYRE WAITING FOR PICNIC BASKETS!

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u/LeadVitamin13 Eastern Washington • Washington 2d ago

WE WILL TAKE ONE PETE STERBICK FOR HEAD COACH, TYVM.

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u/Lucky-Hunter-Dude Montana State Bobcats 2d ago

FRIENDLY REMINDER TO FELLOW MONTANA BOBCATS ALUM WATCHING THE GAME THIS WEEKEND TO CALL YOUR OPTOMETRIST FOR THE EYE CANCER SCREENING WE ARE GOING TO NEED FROM STARING AT THE FIELD TOO LONG.

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u/female_ben_wyatt Montana Grizzlies 1d ago

I AM AN OPTOMETRIST AND THIS IS FACTS

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u/peepeepoopoo546 Stephen F. Austin Lumberjacks 2d ago

THIBODEAUX? I DONT KNEAUX ID YOU ARE GOING TO EVEN SCORE IN THE DOUBLE DIGITS

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u/damnyoutuesday Montana State • Minnesota 2d ago

EWU'S FIELD HURTS MY EYES

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u/geraldgarner141lbs Youngstown State Penguins 2d ago

I THINK U-N-I CAN AGREE THAT WE ARE PICKING UP A W, GO GUINS

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u/alphajack22 Stephen F. Austin • Baylor 2d ago

FATHER OF A WHOLE STATE VS A CONFEDERATE GENERAL?!?!?

JACKS BY 90!

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u/I_like_race_cars Tarleton State Texans 2d ago

SAM HOUSTON ALREADY PLAYED NICHOLLS, THOUGH??? (AND GOT THEIR ONLY WIN OF THE SEASON. THEY STILL HAVE FEWER FBS WINS THAN WE DO, LOL)

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u/alphajack22 Stephen F. Austin • Baylor 2d ago

BROTHER, SAM HOUSTON IS NOT THE FATHER OF TEXAS, SFA IS AND ALTHOUGH I LIKE THAT MAN, FUCK THAT INSTITUTION THAT CARRIES HIS NAME. SO FUCKING GLAD THAT THEY ARE 1-5, BUNCH OF CONVICTS, FUCK EM

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u/Wyden_long Arizona State • Northern Arizo… 1d ago

WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?!

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u/Wyden_long Arizona State • Northern Arizo… 1d ago

CAPS LOCK: ON

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u/TheRain2 Eastern Washington Eagles 2d ago

IN 1999 MIKE KRAMER ABANDONED EASTERN WASHINGTON FOR MONTANA STATE WHERE HE WENT 0-11 HIS FIRST YEAR. THIS ALSO LEAD TO EASTERN HIRING PAUL WULFF THEN BEAU BALDWIN, GOING 138-72 IN THE NEXT 17 YEARS, AND THE RED TURF, SO I COULD NEVER HATE THE BOBCATS BECAUSE MADE THIS MILLENIUM POSSIBLE FOR US.

ALSO, FUCK THE GRIZ.

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u/kingpeachcolt Mercer Bears • Oklahoma Sooners 2d ago

HAVE SOCON TEAMS EARNED THE RIGHT TO SPEAK HERE YET? I KNOW WE'RE NOT AS GOOD AS WE USED TO BE BUT WE COULD BE THE NEW-LOOK 2026 CAA!

(PLEASE KINDLY IGNORE THE FACT THAT WE ARE POTENTIALLY A FLOSPORTS CONTRACT AWAY FROM THAT...)

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u/Icy-Perspective-890 Campbell Fighting Camels 2d ago

ROLL HUMPS!!!!!

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u/ChaoticMushroom37 UC Davis Aggies • Mountain West 1d ago

WHAT IS A THUNDERBIRD AGAIN??? I THOUGHT BIRDS WERE SCARED OF THUNDER?

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u/Chadly16 Idaho Vandals 2d ago

dUMb

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u/uivandal52 Idaho Vandals • WAC 2d ago

I WAS IN THE STADIUM FOUR YEARS AGO WHEN JASON ECK STORMED INTO MISSOULA RIDING A MAKESTIC WHITE STALLION AND LIBERATED THE STEIN. I DID NOT FIND THE STADIUM ATMOSPHERE TO BE NOTABLY LOUD OR IMPOSING. MOST OVERRATED VENUE IN FCS. MAYBE BETTER IF IT HAD A ROOF.

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u/SchuLace13 South Dakota State Jackrabbits 2d ago

BUT ITS THE MECCA REMEMBER? GRIZ WIN THE FAN CHAMPIONSHIP EVERY YEAR!

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u/Friendly_Loss1961 Montana Grizzlies 2d ago

YOU ARE 0-8 IN MISSOULA BY THE WAY

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u/SchuLace13 South Dakota State Jackrabbits 1d ago

23-3

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u/Friendly_Loss1961 Montana Grizzlies 1d ago

THAT WAS IN TEXAS AND ALSO SHUT UP