r/flatearth • u/1977Superman • 1d ago
Create a flatty
So the thing is. I am working with this person and they are ...really weird. Conspiracy everywhere just not Flat Earth. Do not think they got to that part yet. They keep on talking about their Conspiracy theories and I love to play along. But talking about moon landings CIA experiments. AI .Aliens. etcetera. Now I want them to get obsessed with the flat Earth. It will give me great joy to see them talking about it in the office. Any ideas how I can slowly introduce them to it?
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u/Randomgold42 1d ago
Why would you want to make someone a flat earther? It's bad enough they subscribe to so many other conspiracies, but this one is just an entirely different level of dumb. It's just a pointless thing to introduce.
But if you absolutely have to, at least do it right and let them read Discworld.
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u/Strong_Weakness2867 1d ago
Are they already a moon landing denier? Start with asking he thinks "the gobberment" is trying to hide up there
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u/1977Superman 1d ago
Bet they believe the lizzards run the government after all those photos they showed me of the 'people' at the White house
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u/1977Superman 1d ago
Maybe I should start with 'water always find a level'
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u/Obvious-Ed 1d ago
Does he believe in chemtrails? That might be an easier sell
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u/1977Superman 1d ago
Never heard him mention that thank god. But planes could be a problem. We did fly to London together once. Think we sat in the middle
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u/1977Superman 1d ago
Try to say he did fly international but it was an overnight both ways. Joburg to London. So he never(i think) looked out of the window.
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u/TiedyedDwarf 1d ago
You’re the devil 😈