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u/Expensive_Bison_657 4h ago
Hey, partner, cmon - you gotta relax. Don’t force it. Gonna blow out your O-ring, drop a lung.
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u/StraightProgress5062 4h ago
You show that turd whos boss!
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u/Dominarion 4h ago
Before some idiot decide to try it on people, this is a skit. Don't do this in a club or something, you'll get arrested for assault.
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u/NiteTiger 3h ago
Eh, assault means different things in different jurisdictions (some break down assault and battery into different offenses, some don't), but usually they follow the theme of "unwanted touch".
Air currents would not usually count, even if they smell bad. That would mean you could press charges on some guy farting on the bus, which is patently ridiculous.
Now, if you identified the guy with the Airzooka, and told him to leave you alone, and he continued, you might have a harrassment charge.
But assault? Not a chance in hell that makes it to court, and both the cop and the DA who tried would see career defining moments.
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u/somehugefrigginguy 2h ago
You're probably right. But flatulence does contain bacteria and this video is in a dining establishment. I can see the world where an overzealous DA pushes a bioweapon agenda.
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u/NiteTiger 2h ago
I mean, sure, that's possible. Just like it's possible to get hit by a meteorite. But just like a metorite has to make it through the layers of atmosphere before it hits, this charge would have to make it through the layers of the judicial system.
And many of those layers would not pass this along.
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u/stupid_pun 1h ago
Ah yes, the money filter.
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u/NiteTiger 1h ago
WTF are you talking about?
I never said anything about money. I was talking about layers of reasonableness, which our entire justice system is built on.
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u/Not_Gunn3r71 2h ago
Harassment then?
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u/NiteTiger 2h ago
If it's ongoing, maybe.
But honestly, you're going to have a really hard time trying to make this criminal.
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u/Empyrealist 1h ago
Its obviously making contact containing a bodily fluid (aerosolized). They all immediately smell it. It's ridiculously obvious. It's absolutely assault - just as much as spitting is
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u/NiteTiger 1h ago
Yep, but it is a 'common contaminent', expected in public spaces. Like I said, classifying this as assault leaves the door open to make public flatulence illegal.
No cop is going to make the arrest, no DA is going to prosecute it, and no jury is going to convict.
It's just not going to happen.
You don't even have to take my word for it. Call your local police the next time someone farts at you. See what happens.
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u/TheHonPhilipBanks 1h ago
This is no different than coughing or sneezing on someone on purpose.
You either aren't an attorney or are a bad one.
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u/ReasonableScar9027 2h ago
So in your theory, if someone were to unload a bead-blaster towards someone's anus and kill them... Gotta wait til they do it a few times before they can file a complaint?
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u/NiteTiger 2h ago
Um, no? Are you illiterate, or lacking critical thinking skills?
Air != Beads, and foul odor does not equal beads.
Where in the fuck did you get the idea farts = murder?
Are you okay?
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u/Finnsbomba 3h ago
There's way more pranksters you can arrest for assault, for way worse things. You may legally be correct but let's not act like this is some kind of egregious assault here.
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u/Finnsbomba 1h ago
Oh in the UK.....yeah we don't fire people for farting here in the US. We just laugh and move on with our lives.
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u/Northstar_PiIot 1h ago
idk that it would actually work, im not an air physicist but i believe waves and ripples don't actually carry the water with, its just carrying energy to keep the wave moving
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u/DoctorApprehensive34 2h ago
It might be a skit but judging by the reactions I'll bet there's some fart spray in his air cannon
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u/TwistedxBoi 2h ago
Pfz cpurse it's a skit. It's from the padded ass twat. That guy had hos 15 minutea of fame and is just cringe now.
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u/Treacle_Pendulum 2h ago
Why is he only targeting women
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u/hooked_siren 47m ago
You know why. The same reason all those other guys watch him and apparently say nothing.
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u/Actual-Wave-1959 43m ago
Because he doesn't want to get into a physical confrontation with another man
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u/foundsatan-ModTeam 1h ago
Removal reasons: "It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability"
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u/Kitchen_Location9175 4h ago
Do it to a man
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u/Canadian-and-Proud 2h ago
But then incels won’t get the satisfaction of watching pretty women get humiliated, even though it’s staged.
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u/Faulty_Pants 3h ago
I enjoy him when he pops up (especially wide load) but it's weird it's all women in this one.
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u/MDeimos 4h ago
Is that real?
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u/Sequence_Of_Symbols 4h ago
It's an "airzooka* so I'm not sure if this is real, but I've used them for science demos and they absolutely work like this.
Once made a giant one out of a trash can that shoots really far
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u/housevil 3h ago
Just put a couple stink bugs down in the barrel and you won't have to reload it every time.
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u/BuzzLiteBier 3h ago
That shit's not funny?
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u/YeahlDid 2h ago
Why are you asking us? Humor is subjective. Only you can answer that question for yourself.
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u/Zombie_driver 3h ago
No evil about this. This is just the worst 40k dog out there.
Most people with common sense among the armed forces are STRAIGHT SHOOTERS. 😏
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u/Sufficient-Artist938 3h ago
sounds like he probably shit himself. 1 upvote equals $1 towards new undies and pants for him
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u/Easy_Work_9251 3h ago
Here take my downvote
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u/Sufficient-Artist938 2h ago
but ain’t that considerate? aren’t u guys providing cleaned undies to people as well?
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u/radraze2kx 4h ago
The device is called an Airzooka, and it shoots vortices of air, and pretty far and accurately I'd say. I've owned 3 or 4 of them throughout the years. I usually fill them with smoke and launch rings. I've sent vortices 80-100 feet with no wind.
You can make one out of a 5-gallon bucket and a wide sheet of painter's plastic and some duct tape. Cut a hole in the bottom of the bucket, with a radius no bigger than half the radius of the bottom of the bucket.
The top of the bucket, pull the painter's plastic as tight as you can without breaking it. Tape it to the bucket (you'll need a lot of tape).
You're done. Aim and tap the painter's plastic like a drum. You don't have to hit it hard to get a vortex.
Have fun.