r/funny • u/pimack • 1d ago

Seconds before horrific train crash

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u/So_be 1d ago

It’s a catastrophe

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u/Chasing_Awe 1d ago

I like what you did there!

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u/foreverlegending 1d ago

Cat was like bring it on

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u/pimack 1d ago

Laughed in the face of death

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u/VirginiaBandit 1d ago

Oh, The Humanity!

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u/Spottswoodeforgod 1d ago

That one orange brain cell proving it’s really not up to the job.

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u/ManWithNoCrame 1d ago

This is a grab tabby.

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u/Spottswoodeforgod 1d ago

Fair enough - the train light on their head on my phone screen made me see them as orange. Perhaps my single brain cell is likewise not up to the job?

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u/ManWithNoCrame 23h ago

😂 That's the same thought that came to my mind but felt mean to put in words.

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u/Hylian-Highwind 46m ago

That’s why the Orange Brain Cell isn’t working. It’s incompatible

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u/hotk9 1d ago

Calibrate your screen pls.

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u/Smurfaloid 1d ago

Those cat like reflexes are on vacation today.

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u/pimezone 1d ago

Damn, these trolley dilemmas got wild nowadays

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u/amber_room 1d ago

Poor train. Kitty has death-ray eyes. Activated at last second.

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u/Recentstranger 1d ago

Deleted ant man scene

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u/orbital_narwhal 1d ago

I thought I was on /r/PeopleFuckingDying for a moment.

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u/mithie007 1d ago

The Land Battleship! We've stopped it!

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u/tofubutgood 1d ago

Look in the back! You can see evil human holding kitty down on the tracks! Murderer! /s

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u/adymak 1d ago

Were there any survivors? Such a tragedy.

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u/Pergatory 1d ago

Only one survivor, all others pounced dead at the scene

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

Cat: "Ya gotta pay the tunnel toll!"

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u/Funny-Presence4228 1d ago

Side note: My son has that red electric train from Amazon. He also has the IKEA LILLABO electric train, which originally came with the track. You can stop the IKEA train’s wheels by touching them, but the red Amazon train doesn't have that safety feature. So if your child’s skin, hair, or clothes get caught in the wheel, it just keeps going until you turn it off. Ask me how I know.

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u/Cross_22 1d ago

Looks like another low budget katju movie.

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u/MatthewWolfbane 1d ago

Gomez Addams would love this guy!

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u/LessAdhesiveness9094 1d ago

I came in like furry ball (wrecking ball parody)

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u/MotoRandom 1d ago

That poor engineer is about come face to face with Catzilla.

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u/faunatalie 1d ago

The edited glow/fire effect coming right off the front engine in the bottom frame makes this hilarious.

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u/Groundbreaking-Fig38 16h ago

r/BitchImATrain

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u/Old_Definition_1836 8h ago

Ngl I thought that’s where this was posted until I saw your comment

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u/MatthewSlackPerth 1d ago

all that track and this is where we ended up 💀

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u/phishrace 1d ago

You should check your weed stash. That cat looks totally baked.

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u/Reaver1280 1d ago

Fascinating Horror on youtube did this one...

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u/niagara-nature 1d ago

This is a new take on the trolley problem.

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u/NASATVENGINNER 1d ago

Oh the humanity.

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u/Next_Ad_8395 1d ago

I tell you , cats are the real sorcerers .

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u/nobidobi390 23h ago

anyone have updates? is the train ok?

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u/A_Buff_Squirrel 16h ago

How is the conductor? To shreds you say...

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u/borg2 9h ago

I have that exact same train for my son and every time he uses it the dog puts a paw on the tracks and watches the derailing.