r/funny • • 1d ago

They said Shakespeare is dead

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u/lastaccountgotlocked 1d ago

Gonna be a nerd and say it’s “my fucks runneth dry”. If you say “have” it would be “hath run dry”.

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u/mdbrewer07 20h ago

Tis but Reddith. Why serious so art thou?

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u/Candid-Count 20h ago

Quiet wench. Before thou art banished from this thread and thy head is severred

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u/DrChimz 14h ago

That's enough out of you, you wanton troll, or I'll smite your bawdy backside with the flat of me sinewy right hand!

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u/TirithNampat 13h ago

But it's plural. It should be "My f**** do run dry" or "my f**** have run dry". If it was a singular f*** then you'd be right.