r/funny • u/Acceptable-Wind-7332 • 1d ago

Help me, I can't see!

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u/Classic-Big4393 1d ago

I need more videos of people calling animals dickheads

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u/theangryintern 19h ago

Kevin! stop being a cunt, mate!

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u/Tarogato 16h ago

I was expecting Kevin the Rhea. But then I remembered Texans don't say cunt.

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u/honeycakes 7h ago

Good memories.

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u/Killer1986Chris 1d ago

You might like the unhinged rancher.

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u/bacchusku2 23h ago

I had it muted but when I read your comment I knew exactly the accent I’d hear when I unmuted.

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u/Davorian 21h ago

It's our cultural obligation.

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u/Gobbledok 14h ago

'ken oath!

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u/RabbitSlayre 1d ago

It was so good lol

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 1d ago

Didn't even say "thank ewe"

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 22h ago

It said baahh so close enough

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u/Drak_is_Right 13h ago

They had the wool pulled over their eyes.

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u/likesexonlycheaper 6h ago

A true dick head

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u/suffringsuccatash 1d ago

Silly sheep must have a full belly as well. That was a big bag-o-food!

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u/Skittles_the_Unicorn 22h ago

Oh, that's my sheep. His name is Idiot.

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u/MikeTalonNYC 1d ago

probably also want to post to r/aww

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u/welding_guy_from_LI 1d ago

It was baaaad

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u/Strengththruwounding 16h ago

I was walking my dog late one evening and a fox with a large Doritos bag on its head was swerving around the street totally trapped ,we slowly crept up on it and I snatched it off,The dirty look it gave me was comical but I’ve read too many stories on Reddit about pets quickly suffocating in chip bags not to help.

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u/DeepSpaceNebulae 1d ago

It’s too bright now!!

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u/Fireball-196 14h ago

Dame he’s was playing hide & sheep & you ruined it. Lol

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u/dragnabbit 13h ago

Well, Jeremy Clarkson did say that he learned to hate sheep because they are constantly looking for ways to kill themselves.

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u/Btupid_Sitch 1d ago

I need one, immediately

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u/bacchusku2 23h ago

A bag for your head?

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u/moonhexx 20h ago

A sheep for your bag?

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u/Stolehtreb 10h ago

No guys…. A dickhead

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u/AWABeatZ 23h ago

That was so funny

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u/SpartanRage117 23h ago

The haggis is calling

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u/moving0target 23h ago

Looks like working in retail.

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u/Mediocre-Bridge-1903 21h ago

He will be lamb chop

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u/dgk720 20h ago

The hell he does after the bag comes off is hilarious

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u/spider3407 19h ago

Omg, that is hilarious!!

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u/Dramatic-Ad-8553 16h ago

And today I leaned how to say "thanks dude!" In lamb.

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u/BedroomLazy7928 15h ago

Consistent

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u/cellenium125 6h ago

people are eating these?

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u/Billyfudpucker 20h ago

Look good in a cryvac bag... marinading for 24hrs

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u/lifes_paragon 21h ago

"ewe dick head"