r/funny • u/Substantial_Ad152 • 9h ago

Elizabeth Holmes looks so much like Dopey the Dwarf.

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u/orangehehe 9h ago

She knows and she uses it.

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u/aCrow 8h ago

Yeah ... She's not an idiot, and she's a great manipulator.  That's makeup.  She's changed her look for the movie, and... Good job I guess? For keeping it consistent.  

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u/rokman 6h ago

Also she had just given birth to babies she’d hope to be get out of jail free cards

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u/Toomanyeastereggs 1h ago

And in 30 years we’ll be reading about how fucked up that child’s life was growing up. And the cycle rolls on.

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u/Tinosdoggydaddy 3h ago

Against those with “clown face fetish”

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/_KodeX 8h ago

Dude, men and women of any colour, age or gender can all manipulate, why make it a race thing?

And so you know, if I saw someone comment 'black woman tactics' I'd say the same thing to them.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/GildedDreams25 7h ago

correct, you said something stupid and ignorant that fuels your own bias. good job

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u/quequotion 8h ago

The key difference is that Dopey has a foolish optimism, which you can see by how his eyes look all the way up as he tilts his head down. He also blinks in a slow, haphazard fashion.

Holmes, on the other hand, is a sociopath, and feels neither positive nor negative about her situation, thus she looks straigh-on, never tilting her head far enough to strain her eye muscles, and she never blinks.

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u/The_Gumbo 9h ago

also seen this w/ Gadget from Rescue Rangers

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u/opermonkey 3h ago

you take that back.

gadget is cute and sweet and a good mechanic.

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u/noctalla 2h ago

Are you implying that Dopey is not cute and sweet?

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u/jax7778 7h ago

The Gadget comparison is spot on

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u/Killbot_Wants_Hug 1h ago

Nah, Gadget makes stuff that mostly works.

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u/heybigbuddy 9h ago

I said the same thing to my wife when we watched it! All the closeups, I couldn’t not see it.

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u/Teriyaki_Salmon 8h ago

She still does that weird eye thing. I always change channels every time an ad of her documentary comes up on tv. Creepy af.

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u/Morden013 4h ago

Man, she is the ultimate manipulator. The way she did things, pressured teams into competing for their jobs, lied over and over and over, changed her voice to be more persuasive, tried to blame it on her lover...

But people will never fucking learn.

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u/Jeferson9 1h ago

the way she did things

pressured teams into competing for their jobs

Literally all big companies work like this 😂

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u/Morden013 1h ago

Tell two teams that the one who is last to find a solution to impossible problem will get fired?

No, they don't. At least in Europe they don't. I worked for 2 big companies for years. Yeah, there was bullshittery, but not shit like that. Not openly, at least.

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u/BruteOfTroy 59m ago

At least in Europe they don't.

Well, yeah. If there's a shady business practice at a large corporation, 9 times out of 10 it's an American one.

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u/Killbot_Wants_Hug 1h ago

I work for a pretty large company, like 10k employees, and we don't do that.

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u/somecallmemrjones 1h ago

10k? That's like calling a millionaire rich

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u/hobosbindle 21m ago

We can fix her

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u/Time-Cell8272 8h ago

Dopey is pure she is evil

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u/Substantial_Ad152 7h ago

Agreed. Physical similarities only.

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u/MehYam 9h ago

Well she ain't no Doc.

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u/Substantial_Ad152 7h ago

lol. For sure.

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u/CELTICPRED 7h ago

Caught the documentary last night in the theaters. 

I have never been more captivated during a documentary in my life. And that was 3 hours. Well worth it.

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u/lack_of_color 2h ago

I’m seeing it tomorrow! I keep hearing similar things!

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u/Fattybeards 9h ago

Elizabeth Zuckerberg

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u/BlinkyMJF 9h ago

Zuckerberg? I barely know her

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u/MrSnowflake 9h ago

Whdym?

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u/anally_ExpressUrself 2h ago

No Questions!

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u/fremeer 8h ago

I do wonder if Holmes is a great Manipuator but also cognitively challenged. Like can you be both?!

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u/SeljD_SLO 7h ago

So a sociopath?

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u/QuantumCakeIsALie 5h ago

Sociopaths are typically smart though.

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u/RedditCensorss 8h ago

I don’t like her face, it make me uncomfortable

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u/JonnyCanuck71 9h ago

Dopey, u know, the freakiest one 😉

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u/Tinosdoggydaddy 3h ago

Good find. I thought her picture looked “clownish, in a cartoon way” but you’ve matched it up spot on.

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u/regulardave9999 8h ago

More like Ropey.

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u/amurica1138 8h ago

I thought she looked like an extra on the set in Hobbiton.

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u/Oh_ffs_seriously 8h ago

Weird, I'm seeing Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.

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u/Riffage 7h ago

I saw that doc. It was good. Starts off a little slow but you really get to see who she is. Highly recommend.

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u/Misterstustavo 6h ago

You mean Pinocchio?

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u/Temporary_Heron6944 5h ago edited 5h ago

Personally I see a 1980's troll doll crossed with a monchichi.

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u/scobeavs 4h ago

I’ve been trying to figure out why her face looked so damn familiar. This is it. Lmao.

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u/BrieBelle00 3h ago

She looks like the coked up military officer O-ren Ishii assassinates in her cartoon backstory segment in Kill Bill.

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u/Oh_Little_Brain 1h ago

Chuck E Cheese

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u/davasaur 38m ago

She looks like Nathan Thurm

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u/MollysDaddyMan 18m ago

The trailer where she says, "why would I deceive you", she's so damn believable

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u/Gumbercules81 9h ago

Sounds like Grumpy though

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u/Alarming_Local_315 8h ago

Stupid and mean!

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u/maximusbawbagimus 9h ago

Aw man i thought there was a disney look about this image hahaa

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u/Digimonsonic 9h ago

Funny 😄

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u/CurrentlyLucid 7h ago

Looks a little inbred.

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u/anally_ExpressUrself 2h ago

I was just about to say young Prince Charles

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u/till_dawn_6676 4h ago

But i think she is a beauty 

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u/violenthectarez 8h ago

I'd still let her piss in me

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u/zzharleyzz 9h ago

I thought I was the only that saw that!

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 9h ago

Should’ve casted her as a live action dwarf for that Snow White film

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u/Smoothguitar 9h ago

I see it

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u/Andrew1990M 9h ago

Okay, it’s been two days, I have to ask. 

Who is Elizabeth Holmes? There’s a documentary about her?

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 9h ago

2 days since what? She’s been talked about for some time. She’s worth looking up, can look up Theranos too

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u/UncannyGenesis 9h ago

But you could do it for them! </s>

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u/rodimusprime88 9h ago

Have you tried typing this into google?

TLDR: She badly wanted to cosplay as female Steve Jobs in the medical tech industry, but didn't have the tech to do that, so she instead lied about the little bit of tech she possessed in order to get bigly rich

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u/Substantial_Ad152 9h ago

Ordinarily I wouldn’t punch down like this, but she defrauded a people, took their money and messed with their medical information, so yeah I’ll compare her to a beloved but dumb cultural figure!

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u/Moppo_ 9h ago

Is it punching down if the target fucked over a bunch of people for money?

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u/Substantial_Ad152 7h ago

Right. That’s what I’m saying. I’ll make an exception for her.

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u/hairymonkeyinmyanus 8h ago

I don’t know why people are downvoting you. The world pays entirely too much attention to this sociopath.

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u/Andrew1990M 5h ago

Most people take the “just Google it” approach. I’d rather hear it from a handful of people, engage with the community. 

I got my answer, a handful of downvotes means literally nothing. 

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u/Superb-Control 3h ago

Then why not ask an engaging question and not who are they and is there a documentary? Both can easily be looked up. This just comes off as lazy to some.

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u/pbetc 9h ago

Sherlock's brother

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u/the_pretender_nz 1h ago

She was a promising medical student who left college after a year or so I think it was, to start a tech company called Theranos.

The product was a machine which could supposedly do tests on a drop of your blood practically instantly… the IDEA of the product was a huge success, Henry Fucking Kissinger invested in it (may his grave forever be covered in the piss of the righteous) among many others… there were pharmacies getting refits to have a Theranos kiosk…

But it didn’t actually work. She was a lying liar who lied, the demonstrations were tricks, she was extremely unpleasant to work for and with, and she got convicted of wire fraud and frankly she got off easy.

Now go find the Behind The Bastards episodes on her

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u/Wompatuckrule 9h ago

Short answer, a really interesting con artist.

I remember when she was at her peak "success" and there were clear voices from experts in the field saying that what she was touting as her company's groundbreaking product (which was always "just around the corner" from being released) was physically impossible.

However, she had dazzled so many important people and voices the story of that reality was drowned out by the huge publicity she was getting as the supposed "female Steve Jobs" of the biotech world.

Her downfall was from a great height and led to a prison sentence.

It might not be the sort of story you're interested in, but it is a very compelling one that is told well in that documentary.

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u/Fresh_Chain_8022 8h ago

One had a speech problem. The other had a truth problem.

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u/funwithdesign 8h ago

I don’t recall Dopey ever lying.

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u/gortez33 9h ago

Maybe if she changed sex to be a man. Reduced her height by 2 feet. Enlarged her ears and nose. Gave her weird eyebrows. Cut her hair and made her heavier. Then yes she looks like Dopey.

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u/Wompatuckrule 9h ago

You forgot that she'd need to be animated instead of a living mammal too.

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u/stevehuffmanisapeedo 9h ago

You're never getting out of her friend zone no matter how hard you try my guy.

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u/SourFix 8h ago

Ok, she's one of my "weird celebrity (used incorrectly, but you get the idea) crushes" that everybody always talks about. I find her adorable and want to save her lol

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u/pulsehead 8h ago

The saddest bit? If she worked 5ish years and invested in AI enough early enough, I’m saying Thera so would have been legit. That blood test, I want to work. Period. That when it happens will be a Nobel Prize in medicine level of discovery, imo.