r/funny • • 9h ago

Thank You Sir

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u/Substantial_Policy60 8h ago

No fucking wonder every time I go camping theres some brave ass annoying squirrels. Stop feeding the wildlife...Was getting to the point I was ready to sling shot it. Stay the fuck out of my camp and off the table. The fact its brave enough to climb on a person shows its been fed how many times prior by stupid as fuck campers.

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u/Ryder_Sinful 4h ago

How do you cook it? How does it taste?

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u/MamoKupMiGlany 4h ago

I've watched enough "survival" series on national geographic or something when I was young to know what it most probably tastes like chicken.

And you cook it over the fire.

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u/Ryder_Sinful 4h ago

Obviously over fire. I meant do you take off the bone, how long do you leave it there, how do you know if it's done, do you add anything to it, etc. HOW do you cook your squirrel?

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u/CDRnotDVD 3h ago

I’m not the person you responded to, but in a non-camping situation, I find a slow cooker is best. The meat adheres quite tightly to the bone, to the point where it was a hassle if you roast them, and the slow cooker helped with that. Any spices you’d use for meat is fine. Salt, pepper, garlic powder. Unfortunately I don’t recall the amount of time to cook off the top of my head.

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u/Ryder_Sinful 2h ago

Interesting. Thank you for the reply.