r/funny • • 13h ago

Thank You Sir

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u/Substantial_Policy60 13h ago

No fucking wonder every time I go camping theres some brave ass annoying squirrels. Stop feeding the wildlife...Was getting to the point I was ready to sling shot it. Stay the fuck out of my camp and off the table. The fact its brave enough to climb on a person shows its been fed how many times prior by stupid as fuck campers.

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u/deathtronic 10h ago edited 9h ago

My spouse and toddler were walking our dog (on-leash) in the forest when a overly-friendly Douglas squirrel started interacting with the toddler. Before my spouse had a a moment to react, our dog swooped in and almost instantly killed the squirrel. It was a terrible moment for everyone and unfortunately we had it all on video.

Don't feed the wildlife.

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u/Few_Program_2303 9h ago

Old Yeller irl