r/funny • • 13h ago

Thank You Sir

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u/Remarkable_Cup3630 13h ago

That was always the rule. One person splits it and the other picks which half they want.

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u/1sttimeverbaldiarrhe 11h ago

Kitchen rules!

I cut, you choose.

I cook, you clean.

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 5h ago

I always hated “I cook you clean” because the person cooking would be able to make a mess and use many utensils because they’re not cleaning

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u/work4work4work4work4 5h ago

That's supposed to encourage you to cook instead.