r/globetrade • u/sharique_55 • 9d ago

meanwhile in US; what is that?

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u/Usual-Analysis-2990 9d ago

To anyone being like "Aw man... why are you hating? They're just donating for kids.", understand its not a donation for kids like you want to believe. It's purely profit bound. That 6bn donation comes with a 10bn contract awarded by the pentagon right after it.

  • Pentagon Contract: In May 2026, the Department of Defense awarded Dell Technologies a $9.7 billion, five-year contract (Core Enterprise Technology Agreement) to provide Microsoft 365, cloud subscriptions, and on-premises licensing to the U.S. military. The Pentagon stated the award followed a competitive process, but critics noted it came months after the Dells' donation and after President Donald Trump publicly praised the family and urged Americans to buy Dell products.
  • Stock Price Surge: Dell Technologies shares have risen significantly since the donation announcement, with the stock hitting a record near $588–$600 in September 2026. Trump’s public endorsements, including telling people to "go out and buy a Dell," contributed to these gains. 

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 9d ago

This also has the added benefit of tying a child's future to the stock market, privatizing what should be a government benefit program. Companies can gamble with these funds the entire time a child grows up with no guarantee of a payout.

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u/Scatterspell 9d ago

I'm telling you, she is buying kids to take back to her gingerbread cottage.

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 9d ago

Perhaps literally, but definitely metaphorically.

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u/Equivalent-Ear5150 9d ago

The perversion of capitalism penned the constitution to keep an eye on the perverts, perversion is not only sexual, the synonyms cover it pretty well, Yeah, I googled the shit but learned something that I did not expect to when I woke up this morning LOL!

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 9d ago

When did they start calling rape, donations?

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u/PerplexityRivet 9d ago

We also need to accept that she is an extreme example of what we regularly see from Trump’s circle. Miller goes on tv with spray-on hair. Guiliani has black dye running down his face. Melania can barely blink from all the plastic and Botox. Trump himself lies about his weight, height, hair, and health on a regular basis. He demands the people around him fit with his own particular dishonest version of beauty, and he’s been doing it for his entire adult life. This woman is just one of his victims.

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u/H4RDCORE1 9d ago

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u/ford310nm1 9d ago

Hard to believe that the second one is not jigsaw from the Saw movies after he got a sex change.

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u/M_e_n_n_o 8d ago

Their inner “beauty” is slowly seeping out it seems.

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u/bx35 9d ago

Trump has actual victims. I don’t think we should use that term for people who enjoy the power that allows them the choice whether or not to share space with Trump.

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u/Shane-Dad-underfire 9d ago

To be fair, Melania probably does all of that cosmetic surgery just so trump wont have her deported.

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u/Juxtapoe 9d ago

Was the stock market manipulation an official act?

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u/Squidlips_69 9d ago

and a big tax write-off, as if these ppl pay taxes

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u/Alternative_Hat4568 9d ago

Holy shit they got Dell lmaoooo they really are stuck in the 2000s

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u/hamoc10 9d ago

Stephen Miller expressing himself.

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u/persona-non-corpus 9d ago

The way the head tilts when she changes focus is like a chicken or reptile.

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u/Legitimate-Tip-2149 9d ago

Did Slenderman transition?

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u/Left-Signal-2684 9d ago

He did buy her some premium cans though. They will last long after the rest of her is gone.

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u/MattManSD 9d ago edited 9d ago

some plastic surgeons should lose their licenses. Sadly body dismorphia, EDs and aging really mess with some women

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u/Terribleturtleharm 9d ago

I dunno man... Im starting to believe the Reptilian theory.

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 9d ago

... Steven Miller had an operation.... baw-hahahahahaha

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u/Disastrous_time_4547 9d ago

Ant plastic surgeon who agrees to do stuff like this and Mara-Lago-Face crap aren’t real medical professionals. Their license is the same as a heart surgeon. “You want more? Okay. The customer is always right.”These people are in it for the money.

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u/spartanEZE 9d ago

Saw another post comparing her to one of the aliens from Mars Attacks. Very funny and completely on point. I wonder if that's what's happening here. I wonder if they're slowly transitioning and getting us used to what they actually look like, person by person. Then when they do the full reveal it won't be so shocking. Maybe?

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u/OlderGamers 9d ago edited 9d ago

Susan Dell, she obviously has an eating disorder and a husband who doesn’t care.

Edit: She belongs in a hospital and we really shouldn’t make fun of her, that’s the kind of thing MAGA does.

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u/No_Fish265 9d ago

Fuckkkkk off lol…. Lady is evil, and has the looks to match now

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u/Nunyafookenbizness 9d ago

I’m all for trans rights, but is that really a woman?

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u/My_First_Knife1 9d ago

That there is the republican idea of sexy!

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u/My_First_Knife1 9d ago

Hey now let's not bring gender into this until we can verify that, what ever it is, qualifies as a human!!!

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u/thankyoufor_that 9d ago

Yeah, body dysmorphia.. it’s sad

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u/pinkypipe420 9d ago

The hell does that have anything to do with an eating disorder?

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u/Significant-Judge368 9d ago

Not gender dysphoria so much as body dysmorphia.

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u/Brief-Arachnid2976 9d ago

Honestly thought it was Sacha Baron Cohen in a dress and a lot of makeup.

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u/Substantial_Bake_728 9d ago

Its a funny thought that this could be his next secret character.

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u/bx35 9d ago

The next time one of those Conservative “personalities” tries the whole “What is a woman?!” gotcha, I hope someone just holds up this picture and says, “This?”

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u/Roborilla8000 9d ago

Her and the guy next to her look like puppets.

And they are.

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u/exqueezemenow 9d ago

Everybody be acting like they never saw a woman made out of paper mache before.

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u/Otherwise7779 9d ago

It's the Mars Attacks alien

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u/78celeb 9d ago

That’s one of his handlers.

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u/mr_spoc 9d ago

Lizardpeople, obviously

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u/thrillhouz77 9d ago

That’s he at a lizard person

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u/Alternative-Crew-880 9d ago

The trump admin mastered conjuration magic and summoned a lich for their oval office meeting security.

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u/bakedfruit420 9d ago

An inbread Cylon

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u/D0CTOR_Wh0m 9d ago

I see to mark the 30th Anniversary of Mars Attacks! they once again invited that Totally-Not-A-Martian woman from the movie back to the White House

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u/Exact_King6390 9d ago

Whatever it is looks like it needs to feed soon. I wouldn't stick around.

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u/Jellyfizzle 9d ago

Skinwalker

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u/Two-Black-Labs 9d ago

A physical and psychological mess. 

Besides that, why is she standing like that?

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u/ninja_rob1603 9d ago

There is zero doubt in my mind they walk amongst us.

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u/Familiar-Check7353 9d ago

Is that one of Lady G's friends from the drag bars of DC? 😂

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u/readtheinstructions5 9d ago

You know if r/conspiracy was actually about conspiraies they would be flipping out. Instead r/conspiracy is about making up stories to hate progress, women, and black people

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u/7hiigh 9d ago

The US finally is loosing all their respect and soon their power and I’m so in for it

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u/crankenshtien 9d ago

Obvious dude is obvious

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u/anebbish 9d ago

Gotta be AI, he's awake.

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u/WorldlyBuy1591 9d ago

I think shes hot

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u/WiseAdhesiveness6672 9d ago

She's clearly trying to not gag at the smell of shit coming from Trump's pants. She's literally about to cry having to stand there and smell it. Alot of horrible comments here from fat ugly men.

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u/bbarke 9d ago

Coke wearing off

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u/Illustrious_Bike534 9d ago

First day in a Human body..

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u/Ok_Fall_9569 9d ago

It’s a ghoul. They feed on human souls, flesh, blood, and tears.

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u/BBkal 9d ago

Mar a Lago Miss October

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u/Soundo0owave 9d ago

That's what a reptile looks like in the skin of a body

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u/LelouchL88 9d ago

Clearly a lizard person. Seems to be behind most issues in the Trump cabinets.

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u/Kobobble 9d ago

It looks like a wendigo in drag

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u/cleverinspiringname 9d ago

They’re real life ghouls. The plastic surgery looking obvious and weird is a feature the rich use to set themselves apart from the plebs. See how she talks to the nation as if she’s some kind of authority? She sees herself as better than everyone else, why would she want to look like a normal human being? It’s having a Gucci bag or something. Looking like a Picasso creature is a status thing. They can afford the elective procedure, they can afford to look like John carpenter monster, they want us to know we are not the same species.

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u/Ok-Comfortable-296 9d ago

That is what Republicans want us all to have... A trad wife 🤣😅😂😅🤣

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u/Fun-Commercial6535 9d ago

Horror flick add!

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u/russiablows 9d ago

The devil on Trump's shoulder. Were is the angel on the other one.

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u/Prestigious-Self-927 9d ago

That's Hunter Biden in drag😜

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u/Special_Cicada6968 9d ago

Honestly, she's probably a shitty person given her ability to be in close proximity to Trump, but that woman is clearly not well and the people around her don't seem to give a shit.

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u/obi_wan_stromboli 9d ago

She's got like reverse trump posture.

Or maybe trump let a presidential one rip and she's just trying to keep her face as far away as possible?

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u/MatthewBlack6 9d ago

Getting your bucal fat removed doesn't remove your sense of smell, apparently

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u/mistermyxl 9d ago

Looks like Graves diesease

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u/truthhurts-imahammer 9d ago

Cranking up the Slim Whitman collection right now.

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u/NoJuggernauters 9d ago

Remember when Democrats would rip you apart for making fun of a woman's appearance? Apparently they don't have principles they stick by.

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u/Ohioman2654 9d ago

Nightmare in the White House. She should sue her plastic surgeon!

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u/IntentionsGood65 9d ago

She wonders why random little kids start crying when they see her in public.

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u/fetupneighbour 9d ago

She looks like an alien or transperson

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u/Technical_Visit_1424 9d ago

Va a ser verdad que los reptilianos gobiernan en la sombra

https://giphy.com/gifs/FxVLDEvbOFVJixvOWL

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u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 9d ago

Slender Ma'am

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u/ventingmaybe 9d ago

Very strange ,check under your bed tonight eat garlic ,have a cross near

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u/flipflops_raindrops 9d ago

She looks like she’s wearing a costume for Halloween. She was actually really pretty before all the cosmetic surgeries and extreme weight loss.

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 9d ago

Demon. Satan is not pleased with progress so he sent one to monitor the golgathan in office.

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u/Broncos-5280 9d ago

A new super intelligence 1992 model. Comes with a sway mode.

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u/WelvenTheMediocre 9d ago

What kinda drugs she on. Haha nah.

But wow that’s a funny way for nervousness and anxiety to show.

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u/55Super88 9d ago

What's crazy is at some point she looked in the mirror and said "I'm ready to go".

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u/BubinatorX 9d ago

Unless her and the dell guy has an open relationship that’s his only option for sex. Ouch.

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u/Worldly-Fondant-3791 9d ago

Conservatives are cancer 

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u/jessewest84 9d ago

The shapeshifter. It used to he Barack Obama

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u/Lvs2spluuge 9d ago

Who is skeletor standing next too that piece of 💩?

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u/ScyD 9d ago

Are they trans? Is this kind of ridicule ok now? 🤔

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u/ralphie62 9d ago

Imagine waking up next to that mess

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 9d ago

No one has mentioned that gravity defying backward lean!

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u/ecalz622 9d ago

Are these the lizard people we were warned about?

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u/Ok_Impression_6035 9d ago

That’s a man.

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u/hulkwolf 9d ago

Robot or trans

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u/AsianMysteryPoints 9d ago

walks into cosmetic surgery clinic

"Give me the Mar-a-lago."

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u/moneyhawk1 9d ago

That's a masked actor. Almost everyone in DC is a masked actor....

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u/Fuckthesystemdown 9d ago

That's a man baby

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u/LOYALTY-is-CULTISM 9d ago

That is Jeffery Epstein as a woman. Keeping an eye out for his Pedo minions, making sure they are doing the job for Bibi ....😂

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u/Ambitious_Bit_9389 9d ago

I think she’s probably got eating disorder .

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u/24valley10 9d ago

Looks pretty pale. Is it night outside?

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u/North_Skill_255 9d ago

Obssessed to the point that enhancements are over the too.

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u/NotAFanOfLeonMusk 9d ago

I thought the picture was AI and, at first glance, THOUGHT it was Willem Dafoe in Boondock Saints. I sadly was wrong.

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u/TerribleCollar6867 9d ago

She's looking into the monitors and trying to look the thinnest possible. She is sick. Pretty sad

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u/sundiego007 9d ago

Aliens , man!

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u/No-Minimum3259 9d ago

Hegseth in drag?

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u/Ignis_Ignition 9d ago

I love reading the butthurt comments of ‘leftist being mean’ in here.

What should they do, speak nicely to a political group who wants them dead and wants Iran to attack their cities? Get fucked.

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u/BloodFartz69 9d ago

They're like the weird plastic surgery people from Escape from LA except they are also all pedophiles.

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u/Mars_Tour_Guide 9d ago

Halloween decorations in the oval office are so lifelike this year.

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u/Dred_Capt 9d ago

"Theyre not like us.  They're not like us.  They're not like us."

I do not believe that is a human being.  Nephelim?  Lich?  Blood-starved vampire?  Alien in a shitty skin suit?  Anamatronic wifedoll?  I dunno.  I usually call them nephelim, but id accept any non human explanation.

And theyre all over the news these days.

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u/ProgenitorOfMidnight 9d ago

Got fucking skin walkers in the oval office before we got GTA6

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u/reddittorbrigade 9d ago

Where is Kellyanne Conway?

This is a typical MAGA look.

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u/Geeky_Husband 9d ago

They way she's leaning away from the smell of Donny's shit riddled pants is something else.

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u/meltedeye 9d ago

Given her stage position, I’m hoping it’s the specter of death….disguised to get close🤞

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u/SecureSir7098 9d ago

"what Meryl Streep's skeleton might be like if you made it walk around a party smiling at everyone."

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u/Freckles-75 9d ago

Aliens live amongst us….

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u/PowerChordGeorge64 9d ago

She's obviously leaning away from the stench

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u/Hellraiser_owner 9d ago

The Aristocrats

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u/noshine93 9d ago

Some ghoul from the conjuring. I donno. It gets weirder every damn day.

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u/ThatBlokeT 9d ago

Anyone else get mars attacks vibes from this?

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u/Marshall_BraveStar 9d ago

Why's she leaning back like this? What's with the creepy, massive makeup? Are her aides afraid to speak the truth? I bet

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u/joseph5419 9d ago

She was reported to be dead about three years ago.💀💀💀

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u/SpitfireMkIV 9d ago

“Ack ack AAAACCCKK!”

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u/Shinlyle13 9d ago

She looks like that alien in the human suit from Mars Attacks...

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u/amicalg 9d ago

Mars are attacking!

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u/Usual-Analysis-2990 9d ago edited 9d ago

"Whoooo....

Here come the Men in black....
** men in blaaaack **

Galaxy defenders..."

Hehe... just thought about this a moment ago. She's wearing an "Eggar suit". (Please tell me you know the reference :D :D)

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u/trueosiris2 9d ago

Tim Burton char came to life

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u/OverScientist3195 9d ago

Walking Death...the Krypt Keeper's sister.

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u/RhoneGills 9d ago

Some kind of crypt demon most likely

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u/WillieB57 9d ago

I saw an article suggesting she was within the blast radius of another one of his epic farts.

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u/jaypea222 9d ago

A Cryptid

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u/Adventurous_Ant_5569 9d ago

The SI humanoid name is Susan Dell

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u/SweatySwim3411 9d ago

Its one thing for that face to look like its the poster child for Trojan condoms but wtf is with the way she is standing? This thing needs to be put back in the cage.

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u/Accomplished_Gur822 9d ago

I don't know what the fuck that is, but it clearly has trouble standing up straight.

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u/JayNycha16acct 9d ago

That's NOT SUSAN DELL, that's her copy from the Backrooms~

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u/Moodleboy 9d ago

The aliens misread the manual and put her bottom half on backwards

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u/1gsm3 9d ago

I'm starting to believe David icke and his reptilian conspiracies.

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u/checkonit2 9d ago

Are they testing replica robots in public now

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u/GeoffrayMarkus 9d ago

Fuck Dell. Any corporation partnering with this administration needs to be investigated for this open corruption.

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u/IdealOk9448 9d ago

Giving children a head start and people hating them for it lol 😂