r/greentext • • 2d ago

Anon watches sci-fi

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u/outfoxingthefoxes 2d ago

They would either fuck each other or create unnecessary drama

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u/Vryk0lakas 2d ago

Both is most likely

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u/tdaddy316420 2d ago

Imagine waking up 12 women and they all decide to fuck each other and you just cucked yourself

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u/Forsaken-Ad-6345 2d ago

Couldn't the women have just picked men to wake up?

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u/Zealousideal-Buyer-7 2d ago

Yes...

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u/Advice2Anyone 2d ago

Step one change password of wake up computer system

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u/itsyaboihos 2d ago

Wasn’t the thing that he was an engineer and he basically sabotaged the system to wake her?

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u/Advice2Anyone 2d ago

Lol really dont know never seen it

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u/CrispyJalepeno 2d ago

Yup. Sabotaged in a very specific way to try hide it

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u/WintersbaneGDX 2d ago

Bro could have woken up 31 other men and spent the rest of his life playing fully-lobby team shooters without nagging or interruption.

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u/spros 2d ago

Oh man, imagine the latency

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u/Keke3232 2d ago

No latency on LAN

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u/UrMumVeryGayLul 1d ago

And even then, the movie has futuristic tech all the way up to fucking interstellar travel… having much faster and consistent communication medium is most likely way below on the list of concerns.

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u/spros 1d ago

No fucking duh. That was the point of the comment 

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u/Blenderhead36 2d ago

This movie would have been better if Chris Pratt had actually died in the moment where it looked like he might have.

The last scene is Jennifer Lawrence, sitting alone in the ship, looking at the same passenger manifest that Chris used to pick her out, with a conflicted look on her face.

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u/SuspiciousLettuce56 2d ago

I think it wouldve been better if it was from Jennifer's Lawrence's character's perspective. Finding out your death was at the hand of someone you have since fallen in love with, would be far more entertaining than the actual plot.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/GalaXion24 2d ago

That would actually be a great ending. We don't need to know what she chooses, and we know his choice was wrong, but it is enough to make us think "what would I choose?" and also imply that even ss the victim, true isolation is difficult to cope with.

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u/PlatypusOk5108 1d ago

they picked the safest way to develop a good concept. in the end it's even reversible! I get it though, it was the only way to make them end up together without it being too gritty

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u/eyzmaster 1d ago

now suddenly a mid film turns into a Twilight Zone episode

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u/Comfortable-Brick271 10h ago

There's about 12 ways to make a better movie with the same premise. It's baffling.

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u/C_umputer 2d ago

One created enough problems

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u/Malvastor 2d ago

Great recipe for hellish interpersonal drama. At least until all 12 of them realize you intentionally ruined their lives to live out your harem fantasy and murder you. 

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u/ChadPowers200_ 2d ago

He would have died at their hands eventually lol

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u/oldmonty 1d ago

I think Jennifer Lawrence's character should have killed him TBH, and then possibly herself because idk what you'd do after that.

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u/xcorinthianx 1d ago

Waking one woman: Evil.

Waking 12 women: Evil but also kinda funny

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u/Blibbobletto 1d ago

Lol someone's clearly never lived with a woman

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u/HaxterZ 1d ago

We need a visual novel about this scenario

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u/Morbins 1d ago

She’s not even hot tbh. Her head look like a summer squash