r/greentext • u/UltimateGoonMaster • 1d ago

Anon comes prepared

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u/thr33beggars 1d ago

I used to enjoy eating hotter and hotter hot sauces until I had a realization that changed my life. I realized that it wasn’t the heat that I was after, but the intense diarrhea. I enjoy taking a watery shit. So instead of hot sauces, I just bought a home enema kit and now I can eat food without burning my mouth but still enjoy making my ass a super soaker.

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u/Standard-Fee8044 1d ago

Zeus take my ability to read and my life is yours

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u/TamLux 1d ago

OK, this is the new copy pasta kids, use it liberally!

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u/KipoLover123 1d ago

Yeah all you mate

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u/CenturyBlade 1d ago

Ever since I got my gallbladder removed I don't even need hot sauce any more to achieve this effect- it's now the norm!

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u/mighthaveabitlater 1d ago

"I still don't really understand what vinegar is."

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u/ThyKingdomDecay 1d ago

You and me (b)r(oth)er

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u/baronvonreddit1 1d ago

Spoiled wine, more or less.

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u/ReturnRadio 1d ago

Acetic acid

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u/SuspiciousPine 1d ago

5% acetic acid, 95% water. They also sell cleaning vinegar at hardware stores that can be like 20% acetic acid. Awesome for cleaning anything polar

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u/PanAthens 1d ago

Finally, both those bears and Santa Claus can be made spotless

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u/The_Law_of_Pizza 1d ago

A related question:

Does anybody else have a strong physiological reaction to white vinegar?

Like if somebody is using it to clean, and that vinegar smell is in the air, I will literally get weak and need to sit down. My face will go white and I'll sweat.

The smell is revolting to me. Like, physically nauseous revolting and I can't help myself but have to leave the area.

And yet, I like pickles.

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u/undreamedgore 1d ago

Inverse. I get hungry. I sometimes keep a shot glass of white vinegar to smell and sample.

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u/PanAthens 1d ago

I get something similar to this but with the smell of a heater. Car heater on, space heater, building heat, it all makes me gag or genuinely feel sick at times. My parents never understood it or listened to me so my teenage years were pretty miserable during the colder months

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u/El_Chavito_Loco 1d ago

I like hot sauce in a based Mexican way

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u/Kalashnicam 1d ago

You just know that fuckin guy loves reddit.

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u/WoolooOfWallStreet 1d ago

I don’t care if that date is today,
I am having the weirdest since of Deja Vu reading this

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u/OoopsWhoopsie 1d ago

I used to enjoy eating hotter and hotter hot sauces until I had a realization that changed my life. I realized that it wasn’t the heat that I was after, but the intense diarrhea. I enjoy taking a watery shit. So instead of hot sauces, I just bought a home enema kit and now I can eat food without burning my mouth but still enjoy making my ass a super soaker.