Deer Lord,

Help me to either enjoy life without booze or help me to wake the fuck up an get to drinking again. There is no time to waste.

I hate Multi Level Marketing "businesses", hun.

I also hate the fact someone i am referring to is lazy as fuck, just lazier than fuck.

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

I fucking hate these mumble rappers, shut the fuck up.

I fucking hate that christmas makes me go broke, fuck this shit. Why the fuck do i have to rack up credit card debt just to give ungrateful people shit they dont want.

I hate people who think they are entitled.

I hate myself for becoming enraged when i hold a door for someone and they say nothing in return.

I hate that there are only 24 hours in a day and if i could, i would sleep for 25 of them.

I hate people who aren't me (other than you)

I hate the father of my step children. I mean it when i say it that when i go to your funeral i will go up to your parents and everyone who ever pretended to care for you and say "thanks for having me, great to be here"

I might just be the one to snuff you out, you fucking video game playing, child support hoarding, cunt-loving (the new cunt, not the old wife), step-child preferring, captain america t-shirt wearing, kia driving, college dropout piece of excrement.

I hate that it isn't acceptable to spread hate.

I hate people think slayer is better than Megadeth, what the fuck and shut the fuck up.

I hate that i cant open my mouth without my girlfriend mentioning how negative i am. If you asked me a math problem, and i gave you an accurate answer, but the answer was a negative number, you wouldnt be upset. So why give me guff when i speak the truth on other subjects? Facts are facts, people are cocksuckers to one another and usually get what they deserve.

I hate eric trump's fucking weasel face.

I hate that fuckhead father of his (kinda like the tax code overhaul though)

I hate that i have a good job, but in a home office. I hate the home. Get me the fuck out of this place.

I hate those cops from july that didnt want to wrestle. Actually. I hate that they did want to wrestle, they just didnt want to get it over quicker with the taser and save me a few thousand in fines.

I hate drivers license restrictions

I hate the fact i drove drunk and 3 hours later blew a .248, that was a big fucking mistake and im sorry about that.

I hate craving alcohol.