r/hatethissmug • • Jul 17 '26

Roleplay/In Character (HOT TAKE) i don't like the idea of destroying babies with missiles and explosives and firearms

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this stuff is constantly on my feed and all my friends do it, and i'm really worried im gonna lose most of my oomfs from posting this, but i really feel like i really need to get this off my chest.

i just think it's a tad bit much to use firearms and ICBMs against babies, like sure maybe if it's an annoying one crying at a public place i kinda get that but like im sure there's quicker ways for it to be done (duct tape, pacifiers, toys, lethal injections, etc). but the firing tends to also unalive regular babies that aren't making as much infernal screeching; don't get me wrong, i really appreciate the indiscriminacy, props to the moral nuance there, but it still does feel pretty unfair if the babies aren't that loud, personally.

i'm not attacking the second amendment or anything, but i feel like the use of sharks coated in gasoline and set on fire being shot out of giant bazookas does seem like a bit of a strain on our citizen's wallets. im sure it would work for "getting the message across", but i honestly doubt that the babies are even watching the news in the first place. although i guess it would balance out since the babies don't pay taxes in the first place, which is why im a bit on the fence with this. still, the gas prices and aquarium tickets would be a pain in the ass, i imagine.

i understand this might cause some discourse, but i'd like to politely ask you all not to downvote my post, i'm trying to save enough karma for a pack of condoms. thanks for reading, as some philosopher said "seeing both sides of the argument is true wisdom" or something like that

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u/Over_Heed Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

Put it out of your mind, Winston. History is what the Party decides. At the end of the day, we decide when it becomes tomorrow, or if today was even yesterday. That is the world you will accept.

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u/amaya-aurora Jul 17 '26

Ahhh no not the rats

Or smth idk

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u/sadistica23 Jul 17 '26

This is just propaganda from Big Baby trying to get people to leave babies alone.

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u/GenericVessel Jul 17 '26

"aww, look at the little baby"

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u/Just-Antelope-8069 Jul 17 '26

And now look at the big baby

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u/Agent_RubberDucky Jul 17 '26

You might know them by a different name: The Boss Baby

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u/Senior_Triple_6450 Jul 17 '26

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u/VonRvan Jul 17 '26

hay thats me!

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u/Yusuf_Mert3428 Jul 17 '26

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u/HomeSad2226 Sungoat,goatlily and peakatha aren’t allowed in this sub Jul 17 '26

Evil and intimidating horse…

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u/kloopyhans Jul 17 '26

You failed to summon the horse so far let me help you

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u/Slight_Web8558 Jul 18 '26

Thanks for your hard work

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u/GoyUlv Jul 17 '26

Woke.

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u/dontmindme12789 Jul 17 '26

Anti-woke.

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u/RevolutionaryEye4141 Jul 17 '26

Anti-anti-woke

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u/Slimey_alien89 fat farting furry Jul 17 '26

Re-anti-woke

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u/Moist-Painting-2973 Jul 17 '26

Woke: The Anti

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u/GoyUlv Jul 17 '26

Woke (2026 remake)

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u/Slimey_alien89 fat farting furry Jul 17 '26

Anti vs mecha-wokezilla

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u/Jaguar_3880 Jul 17 '26

woke up and pushed my antie down the stairs

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u/RexCantankerous Jul 17 '26

Woke Gaiden

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u/Otherwise_Tea_9806 Jul 22 '26

Woke 3: Electric Boogalee

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u/JasonNodd Jul 23 '26

Woke and Woker

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u/Ambitious-Fix-5884 Jul 17 '26

Woke: Remastered

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u/somebodyonreddit27 Jul 17 '26

Woke 2: the anti is back

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u/Memer_guy1 Jul 18 '26

2 anti 2 woke

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u/GoyUlv Jul 17 '26

woke blast attack

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u/SmartSmella fat farting furry Jul 17 '26

oomf here. we're done

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/TheAveragePlayer- Jul 17 '26

I-.. I beg ye pardon… ?

Don’t ye be jestin’ ‘bout such things

?? Be this true.. ??

I- I can’t be dealin’ wit’ such as of now… I apologize…

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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 Jul 18 '26

I'm fucking dying lol

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u/TheAveragePlayer- Jul 18 '26

I hope you get better!

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u/HiggsiInSpace Jul 17 '26

Mods i hope u cn delete that msg😭 it cld be a intrusive thought

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u/whyjustyy Jul 17 '26

i think it's very justified actually. especially the sharks coated in gasoline

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u/thatoneisaac451 Jul 17 '26

Literally 1984

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/escEip Jul 17 '26

why did you assume that?

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u/Leon3226 Jul 17 '26

Ugh, the fun police is here

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u/Fabric_muncher Jul 17 '26

Israel joke

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/GoyUlv Jul 17 '26

We are the soldiers of the IDF, the 'World's most moral army"!

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u/chisgetin Jul 17 '26

Idf soldiers:

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u/OpticSkies1 Jul 17 '26

Hottest take I’ve seen on this sub unironically

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u/ThrwawySG Jul 17 '26

damn liberals sucking the fun outta everything

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u/miguel_diaz-badass Jul 17 '26

I totally agree.

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u/moonlitkiwier Jul 17 '26

I think we SHOULD. I'm arbitrarily being a contrarion because there's always at least one of us

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u/Unhappy_Wafer5687 evil bunny full of pure hatred 😤 Jul 17 '26

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u/ThDani1301 Jul 17 '26

I just downvoted your post.

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u/Cobra_the_Snek Jul 17 '26

this is like that one jb priestly play the one where the inspector calls someone

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u/Wuta_Goatkotsu-1 Jul 17 '26

We got the Reddit Judgeman over here

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u/Legend365555 Frog (Derogatory) Jul 17 '26

Bro, grow up. Sheesh, people are so soft nowadays

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u/tajniak485 Jul 17 '26

And if they are a Christian baby with a cross?

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u/StrangeSystem0 Jul 17 '26

You know there's a lot of posts like this I see done authentically and I'm just like "you need new friends"

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u/Cobra_the_Snek Jul 17 '26

used to think the same a lot, after going through quite a lot of internet friend groups ive kinda realised that the scope in different mindsets is way bigger than most people realise, not just opposite extremes and in betweens but also outlooks on other people acting in topics as a whole. it was pretty humbling, honestly

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u/SleepdeprivedWolf fat farting furry Jul 17 '26

Well I do suport nuking babys. Im a certified baby hater😡 ( no im not projecting my insecurities from my early childhood when I spent years resenting my mom for having my little brother)

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u/Cobra_the_Snek Jul 17 '26

kinda real ngl

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 Jul 17 '26

oh but you're COMPLETELY FINE with the chainsaw and shark huh?????

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/StrokyBoi Jul 18 '26

Yeah, the duct tape would hurt their skin if they try to peel it off. That's not very humane.

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u/lizardon2516 Jul 18 '26

How Broseph felt after posting this

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u/One_Attorney_764 Jul 18 '26

"duct tape, pacifiers, toys, lethal injections, etc" are you gonna put morphine on a baby??

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u/Lord-Tyranitar Jul 17 '26

Is that the mw2 (2009) spaz 12?

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u/chisgetin Jul 17 '26

Letme check rq

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u/Cobra_the_Snek Jul 17 '26

it's a png off google im not enough of a chud to get cod references

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u/tongueinbutthole Jul 17 '26

How about sharks with lasers in their heads? Would that be okay with you?

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u/haikusbot Jul 17 '26

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u/Cobra_the_Snek Jul 17 '26

the un department of infantile disassembly should hire you, u/tongueinbutthole

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u/Averythewinner Jul 17 '26

Is that rat doing heroin?

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u/Cobra_the_Snek Jul 17 '26

he's casting a spell on the babies. bit communist if you ask me

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u/meep2200 Jul 17 '26

The chomik

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u/eightdirt Jul 17 '26

What about the shark? Do you like the idea of destroying babies with sharks, OO?

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u/robotguy4 Jul 17 '26

Don't play Rimworld.

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u/TooManyStrawberriess Jul 17 '26

This is hilarious i love you op

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u/rikorikorik Jul 17 '26

disgusting hot take btw. very controversial btw!!! 😅had to downvote

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u/temmo_ Jul 17 '26

BOOORIINNNGGGG!!11!!!

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u/RankedFarting Jul 17 '26

You are so brave for saying this.

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u/Cobra_the_Snek Jul 17 '26

there's this bojack horseman clip i want to respond with but i cant fucking find it

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u/Leather_Stick1140 Jul 17 '26

Well too bad! Here at the destroying babies with missiles and explosives and firearms factory, we’re going to continue destroying babies with missiles and explosives and firearms and you’re gonna like it!

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u/An_average_moron Jul 17 '26

I cant believe wokies are among us in this subreddit, smh

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u/-Im_In_Your_Walls- Jul 17 '26

God forbid people have hobbies

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u/OnceAbel_HasFallen Jul 17 '26

Uhmm using Hydrogen Bomb would be the mercy

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u/JameIsTheName5 Jul 17 '26

Ok snowflake

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u/8champi8 Jul 17 '26

Welcome to wokistan I guess

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u/Randomguy32I Jul 17 '26

Hotest take i ever heard

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u/AdventurousAnt2677 Jul 17 '26

All of the weapons shown on the image is everything a baby would throw tantrums for

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u/Memerenok Jul 17 '26

hottest take ever

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u/Icy_Change_WS2010 Jul 17 '26

Genocide is bad.

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u/One_Hunt_6672 Jul 17 '26

Stop being antisemitic

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u/Spiritual_Catch_2673 Jul 17 '26

Most controversial take this subreddit has ever seen

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u/Affectionate-Lab2557 Jul 17 '26

cough Pussy. cough

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish Jul 17 '26

Yeah no, do you even hear your own argument? What’s wrong with people nowadays? You’re why our country is failing.

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u/MetalHead678 Jul 17 '26

It's just a baby you can make another one. It's not like it's been around long enough to be sentient.

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u/Ok_Rule_ Jul 18 '26

What about the ice age baby?

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u/Familiar-Grape-4250 Jul 18 '26

sending hate from Tel Aviv, Israel.

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u/scrufflor_d r/sonicfeet Jul 18 '26

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone Jul 17 '26

Ok, antisemite.

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u/Wardog_E Jul 17 '26

That's antiseptic!

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u/Chemical_Objective37 Jul 17 '26

other than coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb //which is ironic, i might have to it spell out here// i havent ever seen this??

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u/Wazula23 Jul 17 '26

If you've got a better way to destroy them I'm all ears

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u/Segador_Adusto Jul 17 '26

You didn't mention the shark. Are you pro-feeding-babies-to-sharks?

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u/HandFit91 Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos Jul 17 '26

Nah. I disagree with you. How else would you use the inventions of Nyarlathotep?

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u/Psychotic_Ambition Jul 17 '26

fucking liberal

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u/EnvyEd2000 Jul 17 '26

Tell that to Israel

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u/QuillDidNothingWrong Jul 17 '26

Dont the explosive missiles have a right to defend themselves? 

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u/TheRappingSquid Jul 17 '26

Wait until you see what they do with coughing babies and hydrogen bombs

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u/Glad-Alternative4593 Jul 17 '26

Ok but what about demon cores?

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u/This_Permission_5180 Jul 17 '26

I thought this was about cups

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u/PhasedPlasmaRifle69 Jul 18 '26

Buddy that was super mega future hitler those time travelers saved us all!!!!!

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u/kira1122t Jul 18 '26

Stupid liberal take, yea go do fairy stuff like being a fairy you little libtard

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u/kulqupidyn77 Jul 18 '26

EVERYTHING is wrong with this post brother I love it, I'm saving it and following.

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u/Cobra_the_Snek Jul 18 '26

new oomf to replace the millions lost?

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u/Global_Interview6311 Jul 18 '26

What’s wrong with au

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u/ChickenNose12345 Jul 18 '26

bUT KiLLInG BaBIeS iS FunNNNN!!1!!11!!!1!!1!!

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u/Training_Cry4057 Jul 18 '26

Struke first, strike last.

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u/Upbeat-Avocado-6458 The one who does not goon Jul 18 '26

sensitive

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u/Alkalinus Jul 18 '26

What the fuck. This is such an ass take

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u/SlickLeopard4207 Jul 18 '26

This is antisemitic, Reported you to the ADL.

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u/michael22117 Jul 18 '26

Little do you know but this image is basically the plot of Chainsaw Man: Reze Arc

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u/julius-ceaser100 Jul 18 '26

How dare you?? 😠😠😠 That's so anti-Septic!!

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u/Eli_The_Rainwing Jul 18 '26

I hate children in general

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u/Beneficial_Flan8661 Jul 18 '26

20.000. Kids killed in gaza.

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u/reddit-dont-ban-me Jul 18 '26

i dont like the idea of destroying people with missiles and explosives and firearms

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u/GoatsWithWigs Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Terrorist! Enemy of the state! Straight to prison!

Edit: it was satire

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u/_davedor_ Jul 17 '26

you clearly have TDS🤬🤬🤬

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u/AquatiFox Jul 17 '26

I am out of the loop and confused. I thought these images were just “haha random things slapped together funni” and not wishing harm on actual babies

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