r/hatethissmug • u/Cobra_the_Snek • Jul 17 '26
Roleplay/In Character (HOT TAKE) i don't like the idea of destroying babies with missiles and explosives and firearms
this stuff is constantly on my feed and all my friends do it, and i'm really worried im gonna lose most of my oomfs from posting this, but i really feel like i really need to get this off my chest.
i just think it's a tad bit much to use firearms and ICBMs against babies, like sure maybe if it's an annoying one crying at a public place i kinda get that but like im sure there's quicker ways for it to be done (duct tape, pacifiers, toys, lethal injections, etc). but the firing tends to also unalive regular babies that aren't making as much infernal screeching; don't get me wrong, i really appreciate the indiscriminacy, props to the moral nuance there, but it still does feel pretty unfair if the babies aren't that loud, personally.
i'm not attacking the second amendment or anything, but i feel like the use of sharks coated in gasoline and set on fire being shot out of giant bazookas does seem like a bit of a strain on our citizen's wallets. im sure it would work for "getting the message across", but i honestly doubt that the babies are even watching the news in the first place. although i guess it would balance out since the babies don't pay taxes in the first place, which is why im a bit on the fence with this. still, the gas prices and aquarium tickets would be a pain in the ass, i imagine.
i understand this might cause some discourse, but i'd like to politely ask you all not to downvote my post, i'm trying to save enough karma for a pack of condoms. thanks for reading, as some philosopher said "seeing both sides of the argument is true wisdom" or something like that
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u/sadistica23 Jul 17 '26
This is just propaganda from Big Baby trying to get people to leave babies alone.
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u/Senior_Triple_6450 Jul 17 '26
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u/VonRvan Jul 17 '26
hay thats me!
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u/Yusuf_Mert3428 Jul 17 '26
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u/HomeSad2226 Sungoat,goatlily and peakatha aren’t allowed in this sub Jul 17 '26
Evil and intimidating horse…
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u/GoyUlv Jul 17 '26
Woke.
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u/dontmindme12789 Jul 17 '26
Anti-woke.
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u/RevolutionaryEye4141 Jul 17 '26
Anti-anti-woke
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u/Slimey_alien89 fat farting furry Jul 17 '26
Re-anti-woke
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u/Moist-Painting-2973 Jul 17 '26
Woke: The Anti
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u/TheAveragePlayer- Jul 17 '26
I-.. I beg ye pardon… ?
Don’t ye be jestin’ ‘bout such things
?? Be this true.. ??
I- I can’t be dealin’ wit’ such as of now… I apologize…
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u/whyjustyy Jul 17 '26
i think it's very justified actually. especially the sharks coated in gasoline
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u/AdmirableBrick4973 Jul 17 '26
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u/Fabric_muncher Jul 17 '26
Israel joke
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u/moonlitkiwier Jul 17 '26
I think we SHOULD. I'm arbitrarily being a contrarion because there's always at least one of us
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u/ThDani1301 Jul 17 '26
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u/Cobra_the_Snek Jul 17 '26
this is like that one jb priestly play the one where the inspector calls someone
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u/StrangeSystem0 Jul 17 '26
You know there's a lot of posts like this I see done authentically and I'm just like "you need new friends"
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u/Cobra_the_Snek Jul 17 '26
used to think the same a lot, after going through quite a lot of internet friend groups ive kinda realised that the scope in different mindsets is way bigger than most people realise, not just opposite extremes and in betweens but also outlooks on other people acting in topics as a whole. it was pretty humbling, honestly
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u/SleepdeprivedWolf fat farting furry Jul 17 '26
Well I do suport nuking babys. Im a certified baby hater😡 ( no im not projecting my insecurities from my early childhood when I spent years resenting my mom for having my little brother)
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u/StrokyBoi Jul 18 '26
Yeah, the duct tape would hurt their skin if they try to peel it off. That's not very humane.
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u/One_Attorney_764 Jul 18 '26
"duct tape, pacifiers, toys, lethal injections, etc" are you gonna put morphine on a baby??
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u/tongueinbutthole Jul 17 '26
How about sharks with lasers in their heads? Would that be okay with you?
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u/Cobra_the_Snek Jul 17 '26
the un department of infantile disassembly should hire you, u/tongueinbutthole
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u/eightdirt Jul 17 '26
What about the shark? Do you like the idea of destroying babies with sharks, OO?
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u/RankedFarting Jul 17 '26
You are so brave for saying this.
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u/Cobra_the_Snek Jul 17 '26
there's this bojack horseman clip i want to respond with but i cant fucking find it
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u/Leather_Stick1140 Jul 17 '26
Well too bad! Here at the destroying babies with missiles and explosives and firearms factory, we’re going to continue destroying babies with missiles and explosives and firearms and you’re gonna like it!
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u/AdventurousAnt2677 Jul 17 '26
All of the weapons shown on the image is everything a baby would throw tantrums for
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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish Jul 17 '26
Yeah no, do you even hear your own argument? What’s wrong with people nowadays? You’re why our country is failing.
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u/MetalHead678 Jul 17 '26
It's just a baby you can make another one. It's not like it's been around long enough to be sentient.
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u/Chemical_Objective37 Jul 17 '26
other than coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb //which is ironic, i might have to it spell out here// i havent ever seen this??
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u/HandFit91 Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos Jul 17 '26
Nah. I disagree with you. How else would you use the inventions of Nyarlathotep?
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u/TheRappingSquid Jul 17 '26
Wait until you see what they do with coughing babies and hydrogen bombs
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u/PhasedPlasmaRifle69 Jul 18 '26
Buddy that was super mega future hitler those time travelers saved us all!!!!!
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u/kira1122t Jul 18 '26
Stupid liberal take, yea go do fairy stuff like being a fairy you little libtard
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u/kulqupidyn77 Jul 18 '26
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u/michael22117 Jul 18 '26
Little do you know but this image is basically the plot of Chainsaw Man: Reze Arc
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u/reddit-dont-ban-me Jul 18 '26
i dont like the idea of destroying people with missiles and explosives and firearms
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u/GoatsWithWigs Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
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u/AquatiFox Jul 17 '26
I am out of the loop and confused. I thought these images were just “haha random things slapped together funni” and not wishing harm on actual babies
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u/Over_Heed Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26
Put it out of your mind, Winston. History is what the Party decides. At the end of the day, we decide when it becomes tomorrow, or if today was even yesterday. That is the world you will accept.