r/hatethissmug • u/IllRepresentative736 • 4d ago
Roleplay/In Character Not being able to change my username
Why did reddit give me this username???? I can't even do anything about it! Why do the people at Reddit think that I am an "ill" Representative? Do thepy even know how many cases I have won? I would go as far as to say that I am a very good representative! Now everyone will think that I am a bad lawyer because of this stupid feauture!
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u/Effective-House4283 4d ago
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u/EngineerEffective441 4d ago
I remember working on that project with ArchitectEffective440. Good times.
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u/Swimming-Fail9975 4d ago
I'm drowning help
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u/Sea_Construction947 4d ago
I'll build something to get you out fr 🙏
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u/A_Firm_Sandwich 4d ago
I’ve got just the material for you
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u/PvblixEmployee 4d ago
Nah, you'll be $10.99
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u/Own-Salary-9743 4d ago
No worries, I've got money to pay
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u/No_Lawfulness7350 4d ago
Not anymore.
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u/ImSoDeadLmao 4d ago
Now they’ll be joining me
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u/THE-W4LL 3d ago
I guess this rescue just hit...
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u/OneShot_fan I HATE THIS WITH EVERYONE'S SOUL, MY SOUL, EVERY GENERATION 4d ago
You can't save him. Not ever.
I mean, he's in a permanent state of failing to swim!
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u/Fancy_Pens 4d ago
Hello. I am under the water
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u/Legitimate_Lake1828 4d ago edited 3d ago
Specifically a lake
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u/Extreme-Reception-44 4d ago
its like you all just activated a sleeper agent phrase to give me a stroke
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u/the_hamster_fucker 4d ago
yeah, imagine that...
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u/SweetZestyclose6610 Is the edge worth it? 4d ago
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u/Red-7134 4d ago
This would have been better if it was a Edgeworth related name.
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u/SweetZestyclose6610 Is the edge worth it? 4d ago
yeah, unfortunately I didn't get that. The best I can do is a flair
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u/Big_Habit778 4d ago
Duuuuuude genuinely. Like what the flip does big habit even mean?
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u/Embarrassed-Week-977 3d ago
mine is literally "embarrassed week" WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
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u/Select_Stretch_625 4d ago
JUST LET ME CHANGE IT TO CHROMASPINUS I BEG YOU REDDIT
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u/kira1122t 4d ago
My name is a jojos reference
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/Paper_Clipps 4d ago
so like did Reddit remove the ability to sign up with a custom name because I remember getting to pick mine
if so, fuckin sucks thats some bullshit
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u/LegThePeg 4d ago
Nah, you can still pick one, it’s just that most people try to speedrun the setup and miss the part where it says “this is permanent”.
Honestly, if I could, I would choose to have a generic Reddit username instead of this, because mine is quite easily searchable. Considering the fact that I have a cyberstalker, having a searchable username is not a good thing.
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u/xSantenoturtlex 4d ago
I know this is a joke post but god I wish I could change my username.
I prefer 'AvalynTheAccursed' now but I can't change the name of this 10 year old account.
Does Reddit really think nobody will ever wanna change their username for over a decade?
Can't even let the display name appear on our comments and replies, it's only on the profile that people only go to when they want to dig up dirt on you.
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u/no_name_thought_of 4d ago
what username....
(i put it in as a placeholder not knowing it was permanent)
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u/broncyobo 4d ago
Same...mine is a misspelling of what I meant to put. I've been highly active on this account for 14 years
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u/Agreeable-Bug209 fat farting furry 4d ago
why are they calling me a fucking BUG. i am actually offended. i am not a bug
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u/Schmooto 4d ago
As a bug friend I take offense to you taking offense at being called a bug. Bugs are wonderful!
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u/vampluvv3r 4d ago
my first account was sensitive salad!!! im not sensitive or vegetarian!!!
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u/Full_Somewhere_6796 DESTROY ALL TOMATOES 4d ago
Not denying the being a salad allegations I see
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u/Due-Supermarket2926 4d ago
Idek what the hell mine could possibly mean. What is a Supermarket due for???
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u/Both_Rooster_2657 4d ago
Yeah, I can't even make a joke about my one because it doesn't even make any sense.
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u/Nurgle-best 4d ago
I made a spelling mistake in mine, it was supposed to say “Nurgle-the-best”
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u/TheEchoingEcho hate the fact i cant seal king julien's feet in a jar for myself 4d ago
I want to change mine so bad, bro I HATE this user now 💔
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u/ProGamer8273 4d ago
Better than mine😭
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u/AssociationOk7261 4d ago
i want to be association OAK not association OK i am not ok with this please let me become a association of trees bro please please i need this
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u/pepobebo88 4d ago
You aren't ok with this? Perhaps you're oak with this instead?
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u/pepobebo88 4d ago
Also some people tell me I have a dog whistle in my name, I didn't mean to
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u/WoodenSpatula_ 4d ago
I've never been good at usernames. I was in the kitchen and it's what I had closest to me :(
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u/Mobile-Chart3004 4d ago
Wtf does a "mobile chart" mean
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u/Ancient-Box-9136 4d ago
Graphs and such that may easily be maneuvered for meetings and the like… presumably
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u/PlusAssignment8184 4d ago
I made this account when i was 12 and never touched it again until a few months ago 😭 literally what is my username
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u/LG-CHAMP-1 3d ago
My username is my old Xbox username. L stands for little because my dad and I have the same name so my mom would call me LG and my father BG and she called me a champion because I survived cancer at 8.
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u/HiverMalfunktion 4d ago
736 is the direction of the house I grew up. Hope it helps
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u/Recent-Woodpecker425 4d ago
I never agreed to be a bird, this wouldn’t fly on any other website
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u/lonely_stoner_daze 3d ago
Lol my username is a Kid Cudi reference. Only one person has gotten it in all of my years on reddit. Most people just try to use it as a dig against me though lol
"Hur hurr maybe stop being such a reefer addict and you wouldn't be so alone hehe hurr hurr" type shit
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u/roidfapist47 4d ago
Yeah even though I like mine it’s stupid that you can’t change your username. Why would they set it up like that
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u/Traditional_Bit_8788 4d ago
I should've went with "Minute_Crow" when it was offered. The one I have now just had a nice ring at the time.
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u/Regenerating_Degen 4d ago
I am locked in a perpetual state of withering away, before clumps of the matter of my being reform me. Please, send help.
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u/Correct_Challenge868 4d ago
Wait what's my username
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u/LiteralOpposum 4d ago
I misspelled the name of my favourite animal and didn't even notice til like 1-2 years later :(
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u/PopJust3416 4d ago
this is how i feel about steam not letting me change my account name (not the profile name everyone sees)
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u/Brian-Moore62 4d ago
the ace attorney reaction fits the username frustration pretty well
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u/Dear-Biscotti-906 50/0 man, 50 comments 0 upvotes 4d ago
I’m honestly thinking about making a new account just so I can change my name
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u/thecoolconglereborn 4d ago
Believe me... My original account had a Double Capital Letter I could not fix
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u/Public-Feedback5016 4d ago
Wow, that must suck. What does everybody else in this public thread Think about this?