r/hatethissmug • u/BenSibbs • 2d ago

Roleplay/In Character I hate when my parents abandon me.

Here I am, (3m) With my mum (old f) We were hanging out one day having a brilliant time. We were having a deep conversation about our favourite dinosaur, when all of a sudden my mum says that there's something cool behind me. Not being one to give up this golden opportunity, I turn around, but alas there was nothing of interest to be found. When i looked back, My mum had abandoned me.

No idea how the hell she expects me to survive, Think I'm going to have to call the police, report her missing. If anyone has any information, please come forwards. Her name is Mum, she's about Thiiiis tall. Please respond with any leads.

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u/GorgonzolaGary97 r/wehateDougdoug will hear about this 2d ago

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u/CJR_The_Gamer 2d ago

OP would have never fallen for this if they watched this guide 🙄

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u/AHHH_OMG 2d ago

Hey, let’s not judge. It’s possible OP’s mommy does not let them have much iPad time and they simply did not have access to this video

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u/bluespringles 1d ago

In that case they were wasting their time not investing in meta smh

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u/CKRatKing 2d ago

Isn't there a sub for these?

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u/8lue5hift 2d ago

r/googootube one of my favorite subreddits

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u/CKRatKing 2d ago

Haha ya that's the one. Saw it on the lovethissmug sub the other day. Had a good laugh.

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u/Mertoot 1d ago

It's past midnight and I'm crying of laughter 😭

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u/55cHzDARKSTAR 2d ago

No flipping way

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u/GlobexSuper 1d ago

I was never there 😔

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u/BenSibbs 2d ago

UPDATE

She has returned. Appearing out of nowhere and without explantion, Thanks for all the help people. I will be having a conversation about how it is not acceptable to leave your children like that.

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u/_maowfu 2d ago

Oh thank heavens.

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u/Saymynaian 2d ago

I am not a doctor, but I think your problems might be worse than you think. Your reaction is something I'd expect from a much younger guy, and I'm talking someone literally 28 months younger than you. That's years of maturity that you've let drag, and it's clear you haven't been pulling your weight in this relationship. By three, you should already be confident and independent enough in your relationship to not need mommy holding your hand every second.

Maybe it's your generation and its entitlement, but I (2m) overcame my abandonment/object permanence issues by peekaboomaxxing basically since I was born. By 6 months, I wasn't just waiting for my mom to show up, I was slapping her hands away and proving I could find her. All this natty, only breast milk, none of that formula shit. You need to start putting in the work, because mommy can't do it all. YTA.

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u/Gohgekat 2d ago

incredible magic

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u/Slight-Veneer #1 hater of vagueness 2d ago

You really crushed it with this post. Fantastic job

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u/skippydinglechalk115 1d ago

Edit: she's abandoned me again

Edit: she came back somehow

Edit: she's abandoned me again

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u/defunctgravity1924 2d ago

The greatest post on this sub I’ve seen recently

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u/TJeffersonsBlackKid 1d ago

I read the post without looking g at the pic and I was so fucking confused.

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u/Little-Grade9635 2d ago

Three year old male here...

You're a bit old to not understand that she hasn't gone away, she's cover her face with her hands.

Your real worries should be these adult obsessions with with taking our noses. Father has forgotten to return mine, I fear I may not survive through the night.

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u/AgentWowza 1d ago

Hmmm, these must be the troubles that the peasant 3-year olds must grapple with.

As a 3-year old who worked hard to be born in an affluent family, my biggest issue is how my doting parents insist on having all my meals delivered by airplane directly to my dining table.

Think of the cost of all that jet fuel in today's markets, hmm, quite.

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u/-confuseddragonfly- 1d ago

"directly into my mouth" was right there. Typical of a young baby such as yourself to not think about that. I (4f but mommy says I'm still her little baby) don't have problems like that because I already deliver it to my own mouth by airplane.

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u/Littlenemesis 1d ago

For real though xD My son is 3½, and I took his nose for the first the other night, and it absolutely ruined bedtime... I had no idea! I had a hard time trying to console him without laughing.

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u/KartoffelliebhaberXD 2d ago

Glad you found her, I dunno what I would do without mine.

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u/CallMeDoodlebug 2d ago

BabyTube is spreading… and I love it.

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u/Neptunes_toystore 2d ago

3 and still depend on your mom? Crazy bro. I’m 18 months and have had a job and my license since 7 months. I drive my parents everywhere and pay their bills. Time to grow up and start paying your way

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u/Background-Set4610 2d ago

r/babytv has breached containment

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u/deathbythighs02 1d ago

Your mom is also named 'mum'? What a coincide, mine is too!

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u/Slight-Veneer #1 hater of vagueness 2d ago

2 year old here, what can I expect from my next year? Wanted to ask a professional directly.

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u/2M4D 1d ago

you had me at (old f)

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u/SirPhoenixtalon 1d ago

It's posts like this that make me love this sub

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u/KittyCatGamer123 1d ago

The image took a long time to load in so I was so confused LMAO

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u/sacajawea14 1d ago

Get in touch with CPS IMMEDIATELY. This is straight up abuse.

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u/epicpersononthisapp 2d ago

Can yall explain the reference ?

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u/Express-Weird-2360 2d ago

Babies don't have object permanence so if you hide your face or leave the room they think you disappeared

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u/Ok-Anything-9398 2d ago

Her last known location is directly behind her own hands. She never actually left the room, but you've got no way of knowing that, so from where you're lying it's a genuine vanishing.

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u/Maximum_Elevator8874 1d ago

Source: used to be a kid

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u/Shortline_Hero 1d ago

Lmao thanks for cheering me up OP what a goat

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u/Crazykid23576 Personal beef with a moon 1d ago

I actually thought this would be a trauma dumping post for a minute

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u/Puzzleheaded_Case_17 1d ago

U will never see her again.

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u/SpringNo9111 20h ago

I (4mf) have experienced this before, I have a very reckless father who shows up then leaves every time we have a conversation about our favorite color or bug.

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u/KaladinKh0lin 2d ago

What are your views on the Great Man theory of History?

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u/BenSibbs 2d ago

Mate, I'm 3.

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u/CrossHairsNitro 2d ago

I’m 3 and a half. Haha, I’m older than you.

😝

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u/ThinkAThirdTime 1d ago

Normal babies just call him "daddy".

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u/Tumbly_Raccoon 1d ago

Okay, so I know and identify this as an obvious joke

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u/PoussinVermillon 1d ago

I read (old f) as "olf af"