r/holdmybeer • u/HomeNowWTF • Aug 21 '26

HMB while I hold a beer

1.2k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/squirrelmonkie Aug 21 '26

Me reeking of beer

My gf: Have you been drinking?

Me: ive been trying to

37

u/Tayjocoo Aug 21 '26

Reminds me of going to a metalcore show when I was 15, getting drenched in beer in the pit, and explaining that to my parents when they picked me up.

16

u/squirrelmonkie Aug 22 '26

Same for me at just normal shows from so many people jumping into you. Smell my breath not my clothes.

6

u/CKF Aug 22 '26

If you weren’t drenched in beer by the end of a metalcore/deathcore show in your teens, you were doing it wrong. Especially all day shows/ozzfest.

35

u/Mortis_Omnibus Aug 21 '26

Isn't that the Canadian magician that was on Penn & Teller??

23

u/OptimusSublime Aug 21 '26

Yes. Wes Barker.

7

u/Veritas-Veritas Aug 22 '26

Explains why he was on a cruise liner, probably doing one of the shows

23

u/Jonesetta Aug 21 '26

Taints up

5

u/Doschupacabras Aug 21 '26

Laces down

5

u/Full_metal_pants077 Aug 22 '26

Finkle is Einhorn.

2

u/ass_smacktivist Aug 22 '26

The best sex ed video

13

u/CoderJoe1 Aug 21 '26

I would've used a straw

2

u/Flashy_Narwhal9362 Aug 22 '26

That might work but just make sure that you get his consent first.

13

u/m00nr00m Aug 21 '26

Hold my beer while I DON'T hold a beer.

3

u/Skateboard_Raptor Aug 22 '26

Now someone share the other video of the beautiful woman doing that same thing! It was popular a few years ago. Impressive stuff!

7

u/ScuffAndy Aug 21 '26

My friend group there would have been a nut tap and spilt beer.

2

u/Popular-Influence-11 Aug 21 '26

He has a remarkably flat forehead

2

u/Efficient-Orange5885 Aug 22 '26

The real trick would be to have it balanced on your head like it is and then tip it so that you can drink out of it. That would be a good trick

2

u/Wishbone_508 Aug 22 '26

I just want to point out to all the single folks out there that this man has a ring on his finger.

2

u/Leaves_Swype_Typos Aug 22 '26

I'm sure he didn't come up with it, but this is one of Steve-O's tricks.

2

u/nthensome Aug 21 '26

I feel like I could be fast friends with this man

3

u/drthomk Aug 22 '26

I’ll take, “shit hot chicks do in bars for attention” for 500 Alex

4

u/longtermcontract Aug 22 '26

Guess I’m the only one who thinks this is dumb

1

u/Weirmon1 Aug 22 '26

Watch the original video with the hot chick. It’s not dumb like this one

-3

u/Competitive-Roof-168 Aug 22 '26

Dumb and rude, 70% chance of spilling beer all over that nice deck.

1

u/WoodenMooseContest Aug 23 '26

kind of crazy that you're concerned about the yacht decks of the ultra wealthy who are a cancer on this world.

2

u/WaynesWorld_93 Aug 21 '26

He’s is a god among men

1

u/Dentelle Aug 22 '26

I was in the edge of my seat the whole time I watched this.

1

u/Bromogeeksual Aug 22 '26

I'm very aroused.

1

u/ToutPret Aug 22 '26

Thought for sure he’d be Scottish

1

u/Any-Log-565 Aug 22 '26

This guy is cool. I wanna hang out with this guy

1

u/Intrepid_Box_5109 Aug 22 '26

That was amazing

1

u/Lazy_Appointment_652 Aug 22 '26

Things you have time to learn when you're a rich white guy who's life goal is to outlive his parents.

1

u/ST0IC_ Aug 23 '26

Wasn't this the thing you did to somebody so you could pour water down their pants when their head was back?

1

u/DrEpileptic Aug 24 '26

I distinctly remember the first time I saw this trick was a white chick in a dress with her panties poking out the bottom when she rolled over. Some ancient ass internet.

1

u/melfamy Aug 22 '26

Kick him in the nuts. Thats what real buds do.

-4

u/VeneMage Aug 22 '26

I didn’t make it past 1:04. Any tl;dw?

2

u/ru-berry Aug 22 '26

backwards somersault —> success / picks it up with his mouth and downs it

-5

u/kachow95rusteze Aug 21 '26

He touched it with his hand at the end