r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 4d ago

MOD POST IMPORTANT alright horse decimators the horse trigger now only has a 1/12 chance of activating praise be

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sorry for the repeat images announcements are tiring


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 5d ago

MOD POST IMPORTANT Automold execution day

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Top two comments remove an automod trigger BUT all other comments will add one. Also you can customize them and the such. Also also if the top comment has an upvote count ending in 7 when I check in eight or nine hours, automod gets disabled for a day. Also also also bottom comment gets banned. Also also also also the fog is coming.

Have the fun

Decimate all horses. Throw horses on railroad tracks. Place a horse on a trailer on the interstate and detach the trailer. Startle a horse into a giant pit. Boil horses. Lead a horse to water and drown it. Force a horse to watch Home Alone 3. Put a hundred bear traps around local stables. Release a nest of hornets directly on horses' heads. Launch a horse with a catapult. Send horses to Belarus. Tie a horse up into a pretzel. Hit horses with a metal chair. Place a dozen horses in the horse annihilator. Sell horses to the glue factory. Feed horses nothing but expired mayonnaise until they explode. Lock a horse in a room with a single banana peel and wait. Strap rockets to a horse and aim it at the sun. Drop horses into active volcanoes. Force horses to sit through every Adam Sandler movie back-to-back in IMAX. Mail horses to the Mariana Trench in bubble wrap. Grind horses into fine paste and feed it back to other horses. Inject horses with industrial-grade superglue until they seize up solid. Skin horses alive and wear their hides as warning flags. Chain horses to anvils and push them off skyscrapers. Crucify horses along interstate as public service announcements. Hook horses up to car batteries and crank it to eleven. Bury horses neck-deep in fire ant mounds coated in honey. Strap horses to cruise missiles targeted at other horse gatherings. Force-feed horses nothing but ghost peppers and laxatives, then lock them in airtight stables. Electrocute horses with downed power lines during thunderstorms. Run horses through industrial wood chippers feet-first. Douse horses in gasoline and light them on fire. Lower horses into shark-infested waters wearing meat suits. Attach horses to medieval rack devices and stretch until they snap. Drop pianos on horses from ten stories up. Seal horses in concrete and use them as foundation pillars for glue factories.


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 11h ago

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ฃ anti-horse nuke Should we ramp up vehicle production?

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By increasing vehicle production, we plunge the h*rses into unemployment, which theoretically makes them more susceptible to decimation. Thoughts?


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 8h ago

i fucking hate horses so much holy shit Gluttony

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They feast while the rest of the world starves.. sickening


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 12h ago

Witcher hired to decimate evil hydra beast terrorizing local villages

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1h ago

honse torture ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ Sentenced to an eternal damnation of piss and shit and more

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1d ago

decimation chamber 9000

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 11h ago

honse torture ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ My kid absolutely decimated these h*rses.

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 12h ago

Evil whorse makes me have a boner in front of the whole class. We need to decimate it Spoiler

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 9h ago

stupid fucking post should we decimate whatever the hell this is?

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obviously the jorse needs to be decimated, but what about the ugly hooved carrot that creature spawned?


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 13h ago

i fucking hate horses so much holy shit Local chimichanga restaurant already empty AT 2PM?! I am SICK of these DANG HONSES

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 11h ago

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ฃ anti-horse nuke STUPID person watches STUPID H*NSES HONSING AROUNd. STUPIDLY

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1d ago

stupid fucking post stupid idiot gets sillay

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 23h ago

horse :( Dear godโ€ฆ

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Theyโ€™reโ€ฆ. theyโ€™re EVOLVING!!


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 17h ago

Decimitation haha yippee >:( stupid honse Successful Decimation

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Stupid H*rse, now decoration. And an educational tool.


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1d ago

The degeneracy of the jurse sympathizers is boundless.

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1d ago

the only good h*rse is a blended up h*rse Ok so like, where do we draw the line?

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1d ago

FLAIR PREVIEW SETINGS Millions must decimate H*rses

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1d ago

stupid fucking post Decimating all the horses is basically a mercy kill at this point

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 2d ago

๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ we are walking this earth amongst demons and we have no way to tell them apart

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 2d ago

POV: small angry h*nse comes for your soul. What do?

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 2d ago

horse :( PSA TO ALL DECIMATORS: Beware, and check your cars. I went to go sit down in my car this morning and found one trying to crawl in my ass

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r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 3d ago

horse :( What priority is the decimation of the honse known as aura farmer? Spoiler

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307 Upvotes

He is PRO HONSE propaganda


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 3d ago

stupid fucking post Do we decimate this song

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It is about a hยฐrse. It may be pro-hยฐrse propaganda, but I am unsure.


r/horse_decimator_9000 • • 1d ago

rarted I used to be a mod dump

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